The birth of Jesus in Bethlehem

[4GS]

Question) Do you know why Jesus was born in Bethlehem and not in England?

Answer They couldn't find three wise men








































or a virgin!!

[perigra]

Thats blasphemous!

i'm going to call my least favourite teddybear 4gs in protest!

[bigmamma]

Hee hee :-) xxx
If the 3 wise men had been women.....
They would have asked for directions
They would have helped with the delivery
They would have bought practical gifts
They would have cleaned the stable

[cazzz1975]

aww, I thought you were going to say that mary didnt trust the NHS...

[netibiza]

Mind you - there's enough bl00dy queens!!!

[cazzz1975]

2 stars?! can I have 3 stars if I mention she couldnt afford BUPA?

[tiggerblue10]

The donkey broke down so that had to use a Ford Escort.

[perigra]

how come i didn't get stars?

[SRH]

Heh heh! Up here in Manchester we say 'Liverpool' instead of 'England'!

[MONTCRIEFF49]

who impreganated mary
id like to know was it the donkey

[cazzz1975]

mary and joseph on a xmas jeremy kyle special!

Joseph demands a lie detection test?!

[4GS]

lol,
jeremy kyle looks like Satan

[logic]

time you lot were in bed, if thats the best you can do for intelligent banter.

[cazzz1975]

sorry logic, the common sense went out of the window for a second there!....

[logic]

cazzz I havent noticed anny common sense on here all evening, nothing personal you understand.

[cazzz1975]

Thats because there was a troll waffling on about hating people from yorkshire....

[logic]

yeah I got that, and answered it

[pussnboots]

All the stables were full of illegal immigrants getting maternity benefit and child benefit.

[Psychick]

This reminds me of what my 6 year old daughter told us the other day.......

At christmas, Jesus got laid.


Lucky Jesus! lol Obviously she was referring to him being laid in a manger. I hope!!