Am I Pregnent

[spathiphyllum]

I have a craving for soft boiled egg on white bread buttered.

Am i prego?

[ummmm]

How bored are you?

[Tilly2]

Yes!

[murraymints]

lol..now you mention it....

[spathiphyllum]

Oh dear i knew i was late but i didn't know it would be my turn for inpregnationship

[Sqad]

With your knowledge of the hormonal changes in the mucosa of the female reproductive system, it surprises me that you have to ask ;-)

But the answer to you question is NO, the egg has to be hard boiled rather than soft and it has to be brown bread.

Sorry.

[pixie374]

Don't panic until you find yourself eating marmite :-)

[spathiphyllum]

"NO, the egg has to be hard boiled rather than soft and it has to be brown bread. "

Owww, I was scared but also part of me was ready for this life changing moment. I know once my Ms smelt toast in the toaster she too would get those natural parental instincts and she too would be ready to grace the earth with an egg.

Maybe next month...

[Cloverjo]

Oh! I must be pregnant then :)

[spathiphyllum]

Sorry clover i must have spread the pregnence with my irrational egg

[anneasquith]

Maybe best posting in chatter bank than in a genuine topic category ,

[spathiphyllum]

This may not seem serius to u annnnne but to me it is my life

[pastafreak]

Since its you spath...anything is possible.


Maybe the Ed can move this to a more suitable category.

[Rockrose]

Well anything is possible given how much time you have on your hands!
Perhaps Ed can move this to chatterbank

[maggiebee]

Is this the level AB has sunk to?

[Rockrose]

It seems so Maggie

[ABSpareEditor]

I have moved this thread into the category "ChatterBank".

[pastafreak]

Thankyou Ed.

There's nothing worse than trivializing something serious in the wrong place.

[spathiphyllum]

PFFFFFtt. this is an outrage. Is my body and soul considered less quality of others to be moved to such a frivolous category? This is my future childs life we're potentially talking about.

[retrocop]

Spath
You are supposed to compost the grass after cutting it!!

[Patsy33]

Spath must feel so forlawn.....