Don't Put My Dinner On A Slate

[Garaman]

That's Pam Ayres' request, do you have a request?

[Canary42]

Always put it on porcelain

[Mamyalynne]

Could I have a spoon for my gravy?

[LadyCG]

A lamb madras and a keema naan. Thanks.

[sunny-dave]

Put it on someone else's slate?

[Old_Geezer]

Put the bill there instead.

[Rockrose]

As long as my dinner is hot and tastes good I don't care what is served on.

[DTCwordfan]

mamya, you have a tongue to lick the plate or slate.....who needs a spoon?

[Mamyalynne]

I is refined you know.

[rockyracoon]

"Don't Put My Dinner On A Slate"

Or, one of those ridiculous chopping boards.

[sunny-dave]

It's the "soup in a basket" that I have a problem with ...

[Rosetta]

The sound of cutlery scraping on the plate would be like finger nails scraping on a blackboard for me

[Canary42]

Some lovely examples here (ketchup in a syringe !)

http://wewantplates.com

[TheChair]

Don't put my iced tea in a jam jar. Not even a fake jam jar.

[Bazile]

This Pam missy, has got a lot of ayres and graces , hasn't she ?

[DTCwordfan]

pure poetry, Bazile, pure poetry......best answer?