Could This Go Wrong?

[gness]

I have just been asked to do front of house for a local theatre company.... you know...selling programmes...showing people to their seats...in the dark .....down the steps...Hmmmmm?

[Psybbo]

Break a leg?

[ChillDoubt]

Will you be selling ice cream too in a small tray whilst wearing a bunny girl outfit?

[gness]

Probably Psyb.....x

Yes Chill...now, how many tickets would you like... ;-)

[Psybbo]

Sorry gness, I thought they had offered you a star role, which was why I posted earlier comment x

[ChillDoubt]

Just the one thanks gness. Hop to it!

[gness]

Psyb...you know me! I'm going to be the star programme seller....I shall sing them into submission....x

[society]

So you going to be an usher? :)

[gness]

Chill! I have done nothing but bloody hop for three weeks now..:-(

[gness]

Yep!!! I am going to ush people....whoooooo!

[ChillDoubt]

You still in plaster gness? Or just a support now?

[Kiki-frog]

gness, are there likely to be any men in the audience? if so, the answer is almost certainly yes.

[Psybbo]

Good luck tomorrow and good luck to the hospital xxx

[netibiza]

I used to sell ice creams in the Odean in Golders Green, and the manager insisted that I walk down the sloping aisles backwood and wearing high heels and just before the lights came up, I just couldn't so I went down sideways. I got my own revenge by giving some icecreams away to poor kids and put them down to breakages!

[netibiza]

backwood?? What The Funicular! BACKWARDS!!

[gness]

No plaster Chill....just the only person wandering around in the snow and rain wearing high heeled flip flops because the foot is still huge. :-(

Hi Kiki...how are you? Blimey, I hope there are men in the audience...I've booked the facial and manicure......I shall just be careful when waving the torch about... x

[Kiki-frog]

Good thanks, gness, just very busy at work. But this torch you're carrying, it is the battery kind, isn't it? We're not talking flames here are we? Please tell me we're not.

[gness]

Thanks Psyb...I know there is one dishy radiologist so....you never know...if I can just behave myself...

Jeez Neti! Backwards!!! Might have to think about this...I have trouble going forwards....x

[gness]

Well, Kiki...the show is Anything Goes so....... ;-)

[Kiki-frog]

Heaven knows

[Hopkirk]

What's the worst that could happen?

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