Tattoo.

[moonraker558]

A woman had a tattoo of a sea shell put on her inner thigh, Her husband loved it because he when he put his ear to it he could smell the sea.

[baza]

shouldnt you avoid seafood when there is not an R in the month?
good joke tho.

[tenrec]

Ooh Moonie!

[rowanwitch]

yuk

[tonyav]

LOL, dirty git.

[marval]

lol

[Psybbo]

Eek

[carrust]

Ahhhhh...Grimsby docks....

[Psybbo]

As your paramour would say thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud