talking about sprouts i just remembered an ex of mine was mad on sprouts. and it always added a colour to the air as her farts let rip.
funny thing is. women make out they dont fart. now us guys know they drop ac few right mingers. especially when pregnant and on these weird cravings. tuna , pickles , bananas and sprouts.
now tell me thats not fart ammunition. so ladies. you gonna own up? or you still in denial?
Not so, HFD, it is a matter of acclimatisation. When I first had a mere jalfrezi I was peppering the bowl noisily all night. Now I can eat phall++ and experience merely a normal-to-jogging motion. I am not kidding you, when I cook a curry, I add a handful of chopped Fatali habaneros.
However, tonight it is merely 30 sprouts with chilli sauce, which in comparison is a colonic balm.
What is dignity farting ? I know that when I feel a good one developing I push and strain it out, being careful not to follow through, then enjoy it. Best under the duvet with the windows closed.
Whenever I see the word 'cockpit' I always think of Biggles and Ginger in a dimly lit Mosquito with their trousers around their ankles in a gung-ho anticipation of 633 Squadron.
I can't speak for all women but I generally prefer to not inflict my trumping on others.
I've put three birdseye chillis in my red thai curry this evening. I'm working my way up to whiffeys standards but it could take a long time in the making.