Johnny Depp's Wife

[albaqwerty]

filing for divorce after 15 months of marriage.

How did it last so long and who is getting custody of the dogs?

[Svejk]

I hear she's after money from him. Can't really see why she'd be entitled to any. It will be interesting to see what the courts thinks/says.

[albaqwerty]

I heard that too - 'spousal support'
What on earth did she give up to be supported by him?
Have no idea who she is anyway.

[douglas9401]

If she's really stuck I could stand her a Big Mac meal and a caramel sundae.

It's an open offer. :-)

[albaqwerty]

oh, Douglas, you know how to treat a lady, if she stands you up, I'll take her place :-)

[anneasquith]

They gave it a good go though......15 months !!!!!!

[cupid04]

I don't even know who Johnny Depp's wife is or was....

[douglas9401]

Suddenly I'm a catch. :-)

[aelmpvw]

probably the offer of a caramel sundae

[Svejk]

She's only after yer burger, doogie boy.

[RandyMarsh]

who gets custody of Tim Burton?

[anneasquith]

Me

[Baldric]

http://www.echo-news.co.uk/uk_national_entertainment/14517596.Johnny_Depp_and_Amber_Heard_in_marriage_split_after_just_15_months/?ref=rss

[mccfluff]

tim burton is living in my underwear drawer...

[anneasquith]

All black ?

[mccfluff]

that would be telling.....

[douglas9401]

I never even knew he played rugby, far less at that level.

[petal54]

she should try 30 years to my OH,broke,diabetic & falling to bits

[RandyMarsh]

How big is that draw?

[mccfluff]

it's fairly substantial....

[RandyMarsh]

my ass has got so big that i had to decamp to a underwear cupboard.