Help the drunk get home...

[nat_84]

Being as the threads all seem to be slightly depressing, thought this might cheer some of you up!

http://www.mis-group.com/funny/drunk/help_the_ drunk_get_home.php

[nat_84]

47meters is my best so far ! I should be better what with all the experience ive had!

[nat_84]

oooh 53meters now :o)

[purplehair]

lol! i only got 8 metres :-)

[purplehair]

23 now! this is a bit like when my boyf is drunk lol :-)

[nat_84]

wooo hooo 66 meters......!!

How the flippin eck did people get things like 15,000!!! or 10,000!!!!

They mustve been really bored....

[PinkFizz]

Nat - trying to talk in code here - erm.......you may be needed to dance 2nite if you catch my drift!! fish ur boots out etc.......how am I doing??

[purplehair]

And lonely that would have taken hours!!!!

[nat_84]

Yes my boots are in my bag - gonna come to the club straight after work - the ok with you boss?

[nat_84]

that*

[PinkFizz]

yes - as long as you've got my drift - lets just say that somebody is waiting at the bar for you this vey second - the closure was a temporary one!!

[nat_84]

oooohhh - exciting....please dont tell me its that fat 65year old man that was there last night licking �5 notes and sticking them too me batty.... really would rather go without boss...

U expecting a big crowd tonight?

72 meters woooo...

[PinkFizz]

well pop and see - he's waiting!

erm - 3 metres!!!??

[nat_84]

Yeah im going... just waiting for Lucious Loobie Lubes, my dancing partner....seen her about?

Just bumped into spk - told her she had better get to work on time - or you'll have her!

[stylinsam]

8 meters ;o(

[loobie]

I'm here Nat!! Luscious Lubes is in the building!!! Now where's the lovely Admarlow!!!!

[nat_84]

wooo hooo - hey Lubes.

Im well up for it tonight - started drinking already - whats ur poison?

cheeky tequila?

[PinkFizz]

ho loobie - if you would care to check where you were yesterday you will see that all has been restored!! But dont tell anybody!

[stylinsam]

can i have a triple vodka please and a few tranquilisers to knock me asleep. or anything to cheer me up!!!

[loobie]

Ooo Nat, I've got an awful hangover!! I'll just be on the orange juice tonight!!! Got me boots packed and me tassles on the ready!!!!