And There's More

[Rondy]

I saw my wife using her phone to record herself getting her hair styled.
I think she's planning to watch the highlights later.

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I just saw my wife trip over and drop a basket of clothes she just ironed.
I watched it all unfold.

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It was my wife's 50th today and she's been trying to convince everyone that age hasn't taken it's toll.
"Look!" She gasped. "I can still touch my toes!"
"That's great hun" I said. "Though I'm not so sure it counts if it's with your tits!"

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