Name

[marval]

A young lady at a party sawa a man she fancied and wandered over.
Hello - she said - My name is Carman.

Thats a lovely name - he said. Is it a family name.

No - she replied - I named myself after my two favourite things. Men and cars. Whats your name?

Brian Boobsandgolf - he replied.

[NazNomad]

hehe ... made me really lol.

[piggynose]

sounds made up

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"sounds made up ", yup, thats why its sh1te