Scottish Segregation

[whiskeryron]

In the event of England voting to leave the EU, will we be able to afford to rebuild Hadrians Wall to protect our border from a EU Scotland ?

[Buenchico]

It probably won't stop the bootleg haggis trade anyway,Ron ;-)

[Jackdaw33]

Unfortunately Hadrian's Wall lies some 60 miles south of the border with Scotland, so I don't think the majority of people in Northumberland will be best pleased.

[whiskeryron]

I am lead to believe that wild Haggis has been found nesting south of the border.

[paddywak]

We could always use all the illegals and assylum seekers to build a new one and a moat to go with it.

[Noe-schitt]

They would only end up jumping in the back of every delivery truck that came on site

[wolf63]

Please don't send my brother back. He has an English wife and English babies. He is much more loveable when he is in Engerlund and I am in Scotland.

[jourdain2]

Should England mainly vote to leave the EU and Scottish/Welsh/Irish voters tip the balance by perhaps one or two percent I really hate to think of the nastiness which would ensue.

We might have to rebuild Offa's Dyke as well as Hadrian's wall! Seriously, it would not be nice.

[THECORBYLOON]

Maybe yous should approach Mr Trump to see if he can convince the Mexican government to pay for it.

[wolf63]

jourdain2, most of the nastiness is on here. In the real world it isn't so evident. Anyhow it is all hurting my brain.

[jourdain2]

wolf :) I wouldn't like to lose my cousins either, but I really do think that ill-will would be generated. :(

[Peter Pedant]

o my god if there is no Hadrians wall
imagine having to wear a kilt
and compulsory lessons in lesbianism onn thurdays

the very thought freezes my wodgers !

[Peter Pedant]

We might have to rebuild Offa's Dyke as well as Hadrian's wall! Seriously, it would not be nice.

and the Dorset cursus - the ditch that separates the border of Darzet aaargh and Zummerzet.....

[Chris38]

Much of Hadrian`s Wall is far south of the English border with Scotland. Recreate the barrier by all means but make absolutely sure no ground is given up. Stuff the EU.