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NoMercy | 15:56 Fri 11th Jun 2010 | ChatterBank
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Any volunteers willing to assist me? It's a big job.

I'm basically going to Nair-off my nan's mozzie and beard, but I'll need a couple of guys to hold her down whilst I do it. Sedation prior to depilation may be a required. It needs doing urgently, for the sake of the local children who've been frightened out of their wits.

Drinks will be on me afterwards (trust me, you'll need them).
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Shan't have to bother with afternoon tea now NoM !
15:57 Fri 11th Jun 2010
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Don't mention it, ttfn.
15:58 Fri 11th Jun 2010
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Do you want to borrow Ginger.....? Although it might make him break out in a sweat...!
16:00 Fri 11th Jun 2010
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She'd crush him with just one of her legs. She's a big bird.
16:01 Fri 11th Jun 2010
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He's very strong....scarily strong in fact.
16:02 Fri 11th Jun 2010
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Don't say that, she'll get excited and you may never see him again.
16:03 Fri 11th Jun 2010
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Just a thought NoM - but do you think Salla or jj might have any .err.......how shall I put it....... specialised equipment?
16:04 Fri 11th Jun 2010
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As long as he keeps paying the bills....that'll be fine :-)
16:04 Fri 11th Jun 2010
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Exactly what did you have in mind, ttfn? Speak up, now... I can't hear you...
16:05 Fri 11th Jun 2010
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I am whispering because I don't want to upset ^ those 2. Thingies that go round the wrist and ankles - from catalogues - you know.
16:06 Fri 11th Jun 2010
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you cvan have fatboy - no need to send him back after
16:06 Fri 11th Jun 2010
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time for The A Team...
Ginger
Vibra
Bobjugs
Sqad...just to oversee...like..lol
Steg
Job done!
16:07 Fri 11th Jun 2010
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There you go....you've got sweaty boy and fat boy...
16:07 Fri 11th Jun 2010
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Aha... I catch you drift. Well I couldn't say for sure.... but JJ and Salla are very open-minded ladies.
16:07 Fri 11th Jun 2010
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Not my darling Bobjugs. If he sees my Nan, he may run for the hills...
16:08 Fri 11th Jun 2010
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''If he sees my Nan, he may run for the hills''

Will give him a good idea of what to expect in the future eh... beardy ;-p
16:09 Fri 11th Jun 2010
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Phew - thanks NoM - you put it so much better than I
(at my age I don't think I am supposed to know about them)
16:10 Fri 11th Jun 2010
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You asked for that one NoM :-)
16:10 Fri 11th Jun 2010
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Fortunately, Snags... I take after the other side of the family.

Bobbi... Nan's bad but she's not wicked. Even she doesn't deserve Steg.
16:12 Fri 11th Jun 2010
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I meant snags..lol
16:13 Fri 11th Jun 2010

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