Hit man wanted

[dustypuss]

Any one know where i can hire a hit man

because my wife has been giving me grief all day

nag nag nag

i can't say a thing with out her giving me a ear full

nag nag

just two seconds a go ( you on that computer AGAIN ) nag

I carn't do any thing right

OH well better be off now

yours sincerely. Mr downtrodden. nag nag nag

[sara3]

I think you can get into trouble just for suggesting such a thing, but if you get a positive answer I'd be interested ;o)

[knobster]

Oh boy you are having a bad day puss

[y-cymro]

www.hitmen-r-us.nag has always been my fave site

[knobster]

Here ya go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vyTbdnNgqfs8

Hit man

[hippyhoppy]

Give her your wallet and then she'll leave you alone!!

[y-cymro]

whatever you do - don't divorce her - thenagging increases a hundred-fold, as do the payments!

[tiggerblue10]

Buy her a computer and she'll soon be up to speed with you.

[dustypuss]

there no money in it she doesn't let me have any

[hippyhoppy]

Oi - not all women are grasping harpees -

[knobster]

Harpees is that some kind of disease?

[Abdulmajid]

Go to the "Cat and Fiddle" public house in Lewisham, S.E London at exactly 20.47hrs tomorrow evening and wear a light blue shirt and black leather strap watch on your right hand.

Order a pint of bitter and pay ONLY in 50 pence pieces.

Sit in the right hand corner between the ladies rest room and the one armed bandit machine.

wait until approached by a man who will ask you what time is the next bus to Brixton.

You will answer "Dunno mate, but rabbit stew is very good"

Then wait.

Go to the gents where you will be greeted by a hitman.

Provide him with a recent photo of your wife, your house layout and �8000 in used notes.

Leave the rest to him.

Good luck.

[knobster]

Does he take paypal?

[tiggerblue10]

Or American Express?

[tiggerblue10]

Lewisham isn't that far from me so I think I'll go as well and get my neighbour sorted out.

[hippyhoppy]

I stand corrected - the spelling is harpies - definition - cruel grasping woman - from Greek mythology..

I just wanted to point out that we're not all nags and greedy monsters.... some of us are quite nice, atually...

[knobster]

Also has he any offers on at the moment like buy one hit and get the second for half price?

[knobster]

Blimey leg I thought you was getting legless in las americas

[tiggerblue10]

I think he might like this harpy actually!

http://www.wshin.com/images/games/ssam/page2/H arpy.gif

[dustypuss]

�8000 that's a bit steep !

( but ) worth it :-)

dose he give Nectar points