Private lapdance

[tinkerbell23]

A mate of mine found receipts in her boyfriends pocket for two "private" one on one sessions in a lapdancing club...

Grand sum of £120 a go!!!

What happens in these one-to-ones then?

Im pretty sure that theres a "no touch" policy...but really...how do they know??

I dont mind lapdancing as such but any touching involved i think thats the end of the road for her & him!!!

Thanks xxx

[EvianBaby]

He'll probably do it again though, he'll just be more careful about his receipts in future.

[joggerjayne]

DT, after being camped in the Princess Victoria for most of the weekend, there's nothing I don't know about "female to female", LOL

£120 ... that sort of price ought to include, you know ... "extras".

[joannie10]

did it really say 'private one on one' on the receipt?

[tinkerbell23]

Thanks. I appreciate the opinions of what may have occurred.

It said private dance or something yes, didnt get all the details as she was upset!!

I wonder if you called the club and enquired what they would say? Di you think theres been more than a dance? X

[joggerjayne]

Our local "Gentlemens Club" is right round the corner from the casino.

I'm sure there's a well worn track in the pavement leading between the two, LOL

[joggerjayne]

Call the club?

I think they'd be too, err "discreet" to give out any details.

[EvianBaby]

I don't think they would have been bumping uglies if that's what you mean.

[factor-fiction]

Was there a 'handling fee' mentioned on the receipt?

[McMouse]

My late MiL used to refer to her "Lap-dance Computer". Sorry this post adds nothing to this serious thread, but the memory still amused me.

[EvianBaby]

Right, just asked my boss what happens in a private.

He said, well you don't go in thinking you're gona get laid but you will get to see some fanny and if the girl really likes you a bit of dry humping.

Sounds thrilling to me.

[joggerjayne]

There's a club on the Old Steine (for those of you who come to visit, LOL, just in case!) ... where it blatantly says come in for a hand job, or words to that effect. It is a men only place, though.

[Mick-Talbot]

excelsior-1
not i.

never catch me in such an establishment.



you would never catch me either excelsior.

fancy getting caught, what a muppet

[tinkerbell23]

Dry humping for that kinda dosh eh! I think thats what i imagine aswell...

Im positive theres a no touch rule...but like i say, bhind closed doors i dunno. Its even the situation thats the prob as we may well never know what went on xx

[sandyRoe]

For £120 how close would the laps get?

[tinkerbell23]

Too close x

[2sp_]

I just spat out my tea, Evian!

You do make me laugh xx

[ELVIS68]

£120?????

At a works Xmas piss up a club near Liverpool Street charged £30 for a lap dance which included dry humping and face humping.

2 hours later in a curry house one of the blokes said he could still smell her!

Bluuuurgggh!!!!!!

[joggerjayne]

"face humping" ??

[sandyRoe]

simulated Connie Lingus? Maybe not...

[joggerjayne]

If this guy could, err "smell her" ... maybe it wasn't simulated.

Was she pretty?