Signs of getting old.

[cupid04]

The last 3 times I've been shopping, I've meant to pick up a bottle of hair
conditioner. I now have 3 bottles of shampoo and still no conditioner. A trip
to the opticians I think. What makes you realise you are getting older?

[sandyRoe]

When I reached the stage where I didn't need shampoo or conditioner.

[mazie]

lol sandy :o)

[rowanwitch]

When I started choosing the brand on the middle shelf so I didn't have to bend down...

[andy-hughes]

Going out to a party and dancing like a demon all night, then waking up the next day feeling like I've been beaten by a large angry policeman!

[cupid04]

LOL, sandyRoe!

[Sipowicz]

Seeing my Dad in the mirror!

[Davethedog]

When I walked from the living room to the kitchen, and when I got there couldn't remember why :-(

[Baldric]

Changing my daily dog run to a daily dog walk :o(

[redman41]

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in School until you get older.
Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman.
Stuff you pay good money for in later life ! :-)

[ummmm]

Nothing really. I've always been really forgetful :-) My friends use to call 'shitIforgot'

I did feel a bit, where has the time gone, when my daughter turned 20 a few weeks back...

[B00]

You find yourself pottering round Millets thinking "ooo that's nice!"

[baza]

going upstairs and forgetting why, then remembering when you come down, sometimes toooo late.

[rowanwitch]

You read those little catalogues in the sunday papers and think oooh useful...

or Kaliedoscope /50 plus and think I wonder if they have it in beige....

[baza]

at what age do men start wearing beige trousers and shoes with velcro fastening instead of laces?

[FredPuli43]

Oh, little things; taking the dog to the vet but forgetting to bring the dog with me; arriving at a hotel in Geneva on the right day of the year but a whole year early; turning up at The Open Golf Championship thinking I'd forgotten my ticket , which I'd left on the mantelpiece, finding they'd never sold me one ( the one on the mantelpiece was the unused one of two I'd mistakenly double booked for myself for the previous year's Open); being treated by my daughter as though I was senile (started when I was about 50), that sort of thing.

[humbersloop]

lol fred,

I'm only following this thread for research purposes, of course. When I can find my glasses...

[bookbinder]

Dropping something on the floor, and getting annoyed because I know that I'm actually going to have to bend[i[i]down] and pick it up.

[bookbinder]

...and when I can't get the italics thingy right.

[ummmm]

Looking for your car in the supermarket carpark because you forgot you'd walked...

[glasman]

When hair starts growing out of your nose, ears, and other orifices - in fact, almost everywhere except on your head.