Hello there ladies and gents....

[bobjugs12]

....how is everyone on my favourite non-adult website today?

I've not been on for a while due to being v. busy, and an absolutely cr@p dongle from 3!!

I suppose I should really chuck a question in so...

if you could choose your own way of shuffling off this mortal coil, what would it be?
Would you want to go peacefully in your sleep, like my old Grandad? .
Or screaming and scared, like the passengers on his bus?

[stokemaveric]

lol bobjugs.....i like it.....

[Crazylegs]

Well the best way surely has to be suicide whilst saving planet earth like the Asteroid bombers of the film Armageddon!

[boxtops]

Yo bobs, you have been missed.

[bobjugs12]

Crazy, thats a bit too unselfish.....would you rather not have a heart attack whilst indulging in a booze fuelled orgy with a bevy of your favourite movie-stars whilst midgets in funny hats keep your glass full of incrediably expensive champagne?

[bobjugs12]

Hey boxy, who's missed me then?

[supersuezy24]

I have missed ya :) x

[boxtops]

Here and there, bobs, conspicuous by your absence - lots of "where's that bobjugs" then (but there was a huge spate of "Where's so & so" a few days back, docspock nearly burst a blood vessel... PS It's doc's 65th birthday tomorrow, have you heard?!

[cazzz1975]

you're getting elusive these days bob and nom is, just jibber jabber about dongles ..

[boxtops]

You're right cazzz, that fuelled the fire, NoM being off air too....

[Crazylegs]

Haha bob, No but whatever floats your boat.

[Crazylegs]

Then again that's a pretty good idea. But think of the newspaper headline the next day!

[Mick-Talbot]

Nomercy has told us about the cr@p dongle

[boxtops]

:-) @ mick

[bobjugs12]

Happy birthday Doc, I hope i'm still as active when I'm as ancient as you ;-)
SS, I once heard some wise words that have become my philosphy in life:
"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, what do we do, we swim, swim, swim" Dory from Finding Nemo
Box, hopefully I may try and be around a bit more if my internet gets a bit more reliable
Cazzz, me and NoM have been absent due to the fact we eloped recently, and now married. In fact, she's currently chained to the kitchen sink doing the dishes.

[boxtops]

bobs, I refer you to earlier posts - you promised that she could watch the football whilst ironing, does that apply to dishes as well? (I must admit I thought of you this morning while I was slapping a couple of t-shirts with the iron - "bobs said he takes 20 minutes to iron a shirt, you know..."

[askyourgran]

in answer to your question on how I would like to go: I would like to go... in bed with George Clooney, on one side, a glass of Krug, and dammit a cigarette I might as well have a fag afterwards, before I pop it. You have been missed bobjugs, I didn't think it could get as quiet as this. Hope you are taking it all in, One of us may be in need of your services one of these days.

[AlBags]

Did you manage to electrocute Annie and kill her?
Or anyone else yet, mate?

[AlBags]

I'm sure there is a place for you in the new government .. keeping NHS costs down, etc

[Barmaid]

Good to see you bob. I thought NoM had kidnapped you into her lair for you never to be seen again. I am not sure it is really you bob cos there is no way on gods sweet earth that NoM is chained to the kitchen sink. You have more chance of england winning the world cup.

btw - on the private matter we discussed, the chap is no longer a problem!

As for how I would like to die - peacefully in my sleep and not knowing anything about it. Either that or in a really unusual accident that keeps people perplexed for weeks and weeks.

[bobjugs12]

AYG, you really don't want to be in the situation where you need my services. I managed to get myself stuck upside down in a car the other day whilst doing an extraction. I was hanging through the sunroof, trying to support the patients head, and caught my boot in the crumpled door. It took the paramedic about 10 minutesto stop laughing so he could free my foot.
Albags, I was electrocuting Annie today, boy has that girl got pasty skin, and she's so very poorly.
BM, glad to hear that it's all sorted. Hope he got what he deserved!!

Peace out!