grrrrr, men!

[Barmaid]

BF has gone out tonight with his mates to a meeting and then for beers afterwards. He is not driving so he can't get back unless a mate brings him. the SOB has taken MY cash card and I have NO money to buy wine. So do I

a) lock him out
b) stick the duvet on the lawn
c) cancel cash card (not useful cos chances are he has used it already and I need it to buy my ticket to London in the morning)
d) anything else you can recommend.

Grrrrrrrrr, I am so annoyed it is unreal. It's "our" money so I don't care about how much he spends, I just care when I don't have any!!!!!!!!!

[Buenchico]

Invite fellow ABers around to a 'bring a bottle' party!

[joeluke]

(d) just accept that it's the kind of thing us blokes generally do

[dothawkes31]

sell his record collection on ebay

[CAJ1]

Lock him out in the garden with my boyfriend... he never brought me any chocolate today and I dropped him about a million hints!

[dothawkes31]

CAJ, did you say to him 'Will you bring some chocolate in for me?' If you didn't that would be why he didn;t get you any

[cazzz1975]

why has he taken your cash card? doesnt he have his own?

chances are he will be so drunk that he would not notice a,b and c, you could try maybe using his car when he needs it?

[CAJ1]

I think I said "If you get me a box of chocolates like the ones I got in Thorntons on Saturday at half price I will be very happy when I get home" and "Pleeeeaaasse get me some of those lovely chocolates tomorrow" and left a sad face drawn on my empty box!!

[ummmm]

How friendly are you with the local shop? He's often gone out with my card in his wallet. I just go over the shop and get what I want and pay them in the morning.

[dothawkes31]

Tut, you put him in an awkward position there CAJ

1. The instructions were too specific and let too much room for error
2. You made it sound like a request not a lifesaving essential, thus reducing the amount of effort he will have applied to remembering.

[CAJ1]

Ah ha...that makes sense dot! Will try your tactic next week! :)

[joggerjayne]

Hide all his ties, or whatever he needs to wear in the morning.

[boxtops]

Hide his underpants, that'd be more amusing.

[cherrychapstick]

Barmaid you away to the shop you have been gone a while hope you get your wine xx

[Buenchico]

Barmaid was last seen, standing on a sliproad to the A47, with a large placard reading "Please help! I need wine urgently!" One fella' stopped to help but he drove off when BM screamed "All men are baaaaastaaards!" at him ;-)

[Booldawg]

Barmaid - never step between a man and his eternal mission to drink beer.

[tamborine]

e) rent out & move fast

f) go pubbing yourself.....you'll get all the wine you want

[cherrychapstick]

think she has sold the laptop/computer for wine oh dear

[Barmaid]

lmao at all your replies. I got my own back. I called my friend in Spain, then my friend in Scotland, then my mum, then my friend in France, then another friend (on his mobile). And I drank his G and T.

[cherrychapstick]

well done you x

[supersuezy24]

Barmaid he's gonna be p*ss*d bout that...and perhaps p*ss*d drunk too