Celebs vs Industrial Wood Chipper

[bobjugs12]

If you could feed any individual celebrity into a wood chipper feet first who would it be?

For me i'd have to superglue the N-Dubz crew together then chuck them in
I'd also like to see Piers morgan turned into garden waste

Who would you terminate in a most unpleasant fashion?

[joggerjayne]

Peter André

[Bobbisox]

Jordan can go in but the plastic may self combust

[Bobbisox]

ha-ha JJ they could be reunited in the chipper..lol

[mccfluff]

the smug thing on eggheads

[steg]

big bird, fluffing hate that thing

[mccfluff]

oh well in that case roland fecking rat and all his stoopid sidekicks

and tom cruise just cos he's irritating

[bobjugs12]

I wouldn't mind chucking Kerry Katona in there after I'd force fed her a ton and a half of Icelands finest frozen Chicken Kievs.

I'm in an grumpy mood, does it show??

[lslowry]

David Dickinson, turn him in to mahogany chips

[mccfluff]

grumpy i thought you were.....

[Bobbisox]

nahhh bob, smile..
Lesley Garrett can go in with a last tra-la-la ♫

[bobjugs12]

Fluffy, i'm grumpy because....

[Everhelpful]

Biggins and the Top Gear overgrown children,sorry,Presenters.

[smurfchops]

mcfluff - ALL the smug things on eggheads. Also Christine Bleakley, any women with a chavvy laugh in fact like Alexandra Burke and Alesha Dixon, and every policitian.

[NoMercy]

Jeremy Vile, Katie Price and Gordon Brown nose.

[bobjugs12]

Everhelpful. Why the Top Gear guys???

[Stephen_G]

Hi bob.

My list is long and undistinguished. I'd throw the bl00dy lot in at once and get them out of my misery.

[jno]

is mccfluff a celebrity?

[rowanwitch]

heather mills, katie price, vernon kay, johnny vegas, and that knitted monkey all the tv weather girls and all the miscellaneous interchangeable blondes

[missnemesis]

First for me would be all the smug faced news readers esp from BBC followed by morning tv presenters including lorraine 'rivercity' kelly and that two bit quack hilary whatshisface argggghh

[lardhelmet]

Justin Lee Collins - GET YOUR HAIR CUT!