If you were Prime Minster...

[Bbbananas]

One of my BF's most frequent sayings is (groan) "If I were Prime Minster...".
What policy or Law would you introduce if you were PM?

[craft1948]

A "Do what you want to burglars you catch robbing your house"............

[milliezoe]

The death penalty for convicted murderers and child killers as well

[funnygirl]

Work a 3 day week!!!!!

[McMouse]

Public stocks for MP's who stray from straight and narrow.

[mollykins]

Them two, plus banning the kennel club, giving only vouchers for healthy food and a few clothes out for those who can't be bothered to work. Also anyone that cna't be bothered to work will have to do charity work, i'm sure having to work for nothing(techniclly they're not as they get benefits) will enocurage them to get proper work.

[ummmm]

Free drugs and alcohol........scatter..!!!!

[bigfoot3000]

1-We would get rid of water fountains and replace them with "Beer" fountains.
2-Just like marathon runners being given water I would make it compulsory for drunken revelers to be handed kebabs, burgers, chips etc... rely style as they walk past fast food establishments.
3-2 day work week with a 5 day weekend.
4-Weekends becomes Strictly bikini/sexy lingerie wear for females or face punishment.
5-Punishment involves beans, oil, melted chocolate, other females and a giant paddling pool.
6- No number 6 as it is now a perfect world.

[ummmm]

lol....I thought you were a girl....!!!

[milliezoe]

Like your answer molly
Having had a few moments to think I would abolish all the different taxes and simplify the system with just one tax it must be cheaper to run ?

[bigfoot3000]

Ummm what gave me away? lol, well I have been refferred to as a "Big girl blouse" in the past

[mollykins]

your sexist pg remarks gave it away just a little.

[Bobbisox]

Send all the lazy scroungers to an uninhabited island surrounded by shark infested waters, send them by boat and in chains so theres no chance of escaping...let them see that work is not a four letter word!
and that's just a start !
Bobbi

[Tizzi24]

Life sentences to mean life, with no time off for good behaviour for anyone. Would have to build more prisons.
Zero tolerance for any crime.
Come out of the EU, so we don't have to abide by their stupid laws and policies.

[milliezoe]

I always thought you were a man bg3 ?

[Bbbananas]

Zero tolerance for ANY crime Tizzi?
What about crimes of passion, euthenasia, destitute people shoplifting?

[bigfoot3000]

Maybe should've said...

1-We would get rid of water fountains and replace them with "Baileys" fountains.
2-Just like marathon runners being given water I would make it compulsory for tipsy women to be handed great salads, Low fat cakes, chocolate etc... relay style as they walk past bakeries, sweet shops and starbucks.
3-2 day work week with a 5 day weekend.
4-Weekends becomes Strictly tight fitting shorts for males or face punishment.
5-Punishment involves wrestling, posing and getting rid of stress levels whilst having a cup of tea and nattering about the neighbors.
6- No number 6 as it is now a perfect world.

[Bobbisox]

give more respect to the elderly and hang all paedophiles...I'm on a roll now salla

[janbee]

I'd make Krug champagne available on prescription...ON DEMAND !!

[mollykins]

yes with prisons, the sentence your given, is the one you serve for good behaviour, if you misbehave, ie rude, try to escape, no sign of reform, you stay longer. Simples.