What three things

[Barmaid]

(continuing the theme) annoy you the most (if any) about your present or last partner?

[TheEqualizer]

to be continued.........good one, barmaid............dinner's up and i'll look out for some.

Back soon.

xx

[ummmm]

Present.....

He keeps leaving half full cans of Stella round the house.

He falls asleep on the sofa (we sit next to each other) and gradually ends up on my shoulder and I have to keep pushing him over to his side

He wipes his bogeys on me.

[craft1948]

1. he used to walk in and change TV channels without asking
2. he never used to let me drive
3. he couldn't stand having the p!ss taken out of him.......................that was the nail in the coffin.

[NoMercy]

His snoring, his flatulating and his selective hearing.

[ummmm]

Can't we have more....lol

[Barmaid]

lol, ok ummmm not limited to three!!

So far I only have two (but give me time!).

1. He NEVER, I repeat NEVER does any washing up so the first thing I have to do when I get there is to do the washing up and clean the damn kitchen.
2. He is driving me mad with all his plans for the house which are somewhat grandiose. All I want is carpets, an oven that works and a dishwasher.

[4getmenot]

my present partner not alot really only bad thing is he doesnt like cheese. I could go on forever about my last one thats why he's my ex

[pericat]

His snoring
He spends ages thinking things over before giving in
His love of sports on the TV

[mccfluff]

i would be typing forever and i have to go out at half 6

[ummmm]

He wakes me up about 4 times a night rubbing himself on me in his sleep (on the plus side he doesn't wake up when I kick him)

He drops all his clothes on the floor and that's where they stay....

He chases me with a hard on....one he usually gets by walking up behind me when I'm reading the paper...

He tries to wee on me..

[Barmaid]

ummmm I've nearly disemboweled blokes for less!!

I cannot STAND the waking me up by poking me in the back thing. It is the one thing that is guaranteed to annoy me and I can feel my blood pressure rising. Thankfully my man doesn't do this, but an ex used to. I used to have to get out of bed before I did a Bobbit.

[TTG]

1) Too materialistic.
2) See 1)
3) See 1)

[ummmm]

Tell me about it BM. But this is throughout the night. So at least he's asleep....He tends to not come near me in the morning. He learnt the hard way :-)

[TheEqualizer]

I'm back, barmaid........

Nope.... nothing i can think of with Mrs bear really annoys me about her, as she has to put up with me!.

But i did have a girlfriend called Marie, who had a heapful of annoying habits......the worst were......

1. If we were going out anywhere, especially with friends, she would ALWAYS be late getting ready, so if i turned up at 8 for her, then supposed to be meeting friends at 8.30pm...we were still at hers at 9.00!

2. Then, would you believe, she did'nt like staying out too late and we were always the first to leave any party/function/event or nightl out in general..

3. She did'nt like hot weather or the sun at all, which was a bit of a problem, as i work abroad a lot, in hot temps in hot countries, sometimes doing daytime watersplash park/poolside/beach gigs too.

Suffice to say the bear got bored and fed up, and the big e had to eventually come.

How she took it, is another story.!........................but she got tips from Glenn Close's character in Fatal Attraction, i think.

[Barmaid]

lol Yogi. We've all had our share of bunny boilers!! Glad you get on with Mrs Bear though. Although Marie would have annoyed the hell out of me!

To be fair, my OH is the least irritating person I know and he is in the early days of training.................

[TheEqualizer]

Barmaid,

And i bet you're training him well, sweetheart
xx

Oh.....one thing about mrs bear is that she's american, but i dont hold that against her.......................lol

[Barmaid]

I am indeed! Anyway, off for his next training session. We just spoke on the phone and I said I would be there in an hour - so that gives him time to clean the kitchen before I get there. We shall see.........

[daffy654]

Just three??? awww :-{

Ok then
1: He always puts the crockery and cutlery away in the wrong places.
2: He snores.
3: His taste in music.........his favourite band are called Blue Oyster Cult and I can't stand them!!!

[dustypuss]

Present

She breaths

[annie0000]

My 3 all relate to noise - I think maybe I am oversensitive to noise!

1. banging the toilet seat and lid down when he is finished using it.
2. Letting his hand flop down on the mattress as he is dropping off to sleep
3. Going to make a cup of tea and banging about in the kitchen when I have just put the kids light out for them to go to sleep

2 extra's - playing his guitar in the room directly below where the kids are trying to get to sleep
blowing his nose when he gets up in the morning.