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Do you have a dildo rail in your bedroom?

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Bbbananas | 14:10 Thu 13th Aug 2009 | ChatterBank
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I've just been asked this whilst munching on my caesar wrap & trying to do the sunday paper crossword.

I nearly choked. I said no, I keep them in the drawer under my bed. Then she nearly choked.

What a mess, all over the table.
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doesn't everyone?
Did have but it was a ****** to dust - all the yellow bits of duster kept getting stuck to it........................................so had it removed
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I must admit - I had one in my bedroom when I lived in the farmhouse and I really liked it. You could display all sorts on there if you wanted, and I always had mine in a contrasting colour.
Hello salla! ;0)
its a dido rail isnt it?
There's no 'l' in Dido (Dado) Rail so we'll have to keep them under bed like sallabananas !! lol
I've got a Dido rail, but I have to keep the volume turned down.
I thought dido was a singer..........
the trick with a dildo rail is to get the ones like a rabbit.
Then you can hang them up by their ears :)
is that like a Martin Clunes dildo?
PMSL red!!

I don't have one ;-(
rinkins, you need to go shopping girl!!!
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bless you 4getmenot - you are quite right - it is a dido rail. And that's what the woman at lunch meant to say - but she actually said dildo, which is why it was so funny...
(maybe you had to be there.....?!)
oh come of 4get, even mum has to think before she says dada rail. Havnt you ever seen her giggle at that?
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craft - Im intruiged - a Martin Clunes dildo? What the hell is one of them? Or is a reference to the big 'ears'?!!
well I didnt know if salla understood as she continued to say she used to have one in her bedroom
I had a candle party the other week, I nearly wet myself laughing when the woman kept talking about floaters....
Were they Phallic Candles at your Party rinkins !!! lol
lol, rinkins, i think Id have laughed at that too. I hope she wasnt suggesting having floaters in the bath?
Don't get me started !!! Of course these things are always funnier when you've had a drink but it still makes me giggle. Poor woman! I felt like a naughty school girl!

I also heard a bloke being introduced on QI a while back

Roger McGough

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