Fanny Faux Pas

[Bbbananas]

Just howled at an entry on the computer that reads:
"This patient has twofold problems, Firstly (ortho) this lady walks with a jerk. Secondly (gynae) she has a longstanding vagina".

Has it not occurred to anyone that the problems may well be related?!!!

[Bbbananas]

Maybe, yeah.

[Sqad]

salla....are you suggesting that the "jerk" is a bloke or an orgasm?

[Bbbananas]

I was thinking more along the lines of a prolapse. Or her husband - same difference.

[joggerjayne]

I just saw this thread in the Recent Posts list.

How did I just KNOW ...

... that it was going to be one of Salla's ?

LOL



Love,
Seagull
x

[Bbbananas]

sorry Eleggant.
I have a strange SOH.

[logic]

LEG, stop being such a miserable old fart.

[Bbbananas]

... and the hubby (the jerk) has an upstanding penis.
There's a name for that.

I think I'm going to stop this thread now. All the talk of jerking is getting out of hand.

[Mailmutt]

I think you are totally out of order making fun of this poor woman.

but ta for sharing.

[jno]

how long has it been standing? Perhaps she should have it put down?

[cazzz1975]

lol salla, I found it funny :D

[joggerjayne]

I think Leg is correct about the term

"jerk"

As I understand it, the term is supposed to refer to the motion involved (although I would expect the odd complaint if any of us offered a truly "jerky" experience).

The verb "to jerk" and the noun "jerk" (as in, "having a quick jerk") have also become transposed to become a term of abuse (as in, "he's a bit of a jerk").

Which is odd, really.

Given that guys all like a jerk (yes, you do!) and it's nice to give one ...

... why is a nice thing also a term of abuse?

It would be rather like saying ...

God, that guy's a real climax

or

God, that guy is such a bar of Galaxy



Love,
Seagull
x

[Bbbananas]

Thank you cazz. I shall give you stars for that.

[mccfluff]

what is a longstanding vagina?