It's very humid, Anyone a little ...

[Sachs]

chaffed around the bum cheeks?

[sn�gs]

Nope... my nappy sorts that...

[madmaggot]

Urgh, no!
Try some talc perhaps?

[ClownShoe]

Why are you offering some kind of " Anti-chafing Service"? If so you'll make a mint at the gay clubs..............

[NoMercy]

I'm sweating like a fat kid on a dance floor, and I can't turn the aircon on because the neighbours complained about the noise it was making.

[DEN53]

I have changed my knicks 3 times today............................well you did ask..........!!

[123everton]

What exactly have you been using your bum for?

[ClownShoe]

I have changed my knicks 3 times today

Den are you a cross dressing male or are you maybe a female called.....................DENise?

[Sachs]

They're not large bum cheeks? Urghh! to you madmaggot! lol! Chaffed anywhere else then? ;0/

[Schutzengel]

don't be daft, she's a lady :-)

[Sachs]

lol No!Taken me ages to reply!

[joggerjayne]

You guys wear undies in this heat ?????

[sqad617]

JJ......it is called ..."Hygiene"

Except if their sexy and then it is called ..."Desirable"

[ClownShoe]

You guys wear undies in this heat ?????

Dont be silly..............i dont even wear clothes................Which would probably explain my 3 arrests for Public Nudity in the last 5 hours.....

[DEN53]

Urrr last time I looked I was a female - but I am so hot and confused I am beginning to wonder myself.............



Thank you Schutz - thats lovely of you to say that.

[ClownShoe]

Schutzengel
Mon 29/06/09
17:57
don't be daft, she's a lady :-)

Being FEMALE and being a LADY are two different things,please do some research shutz!

[joggerjayne]

sqad ...

Why would it be a hygiene issue?

(unless you had a dirty winkie and a mini skirt)

[DEN53]

Thanks clownshoe - you know how to make a girl feel special..................................not

[Sachs]

Well slapped by Clown! Ouch!

[sqad617]

JJ....I haven't got a "dirty winkie" and I only wear my "mini-skirt" at weekends.