Just about to

rinkins | 14:37 Fri 17th Apr 2009 | ChatterBank

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leg it out the door and the cleaner turns up. Typical. Bl00dy typical. Hopefully it'll be a quick "empty the bins" job.

Knowing my luck it'll be a full spring clean. b0ll0x ;-(

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whifffey

Yes, I was in the small room this morning when there came a sharp butch almost domineering knock on the door. I shuffled inelegantly downstairs thinking it might be the police, but it was a meter reader and I felt stupid and cross too.

B00

Gosh, what a headache that must be having to wait in whilst the cleaner cleans your house....

Do the diamonds on the soles of your shoes hurt too?

craft1948

my cleaner has a key...don't you trust yours?

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BOO I am not at home! I'm not that posh! Cor if only! Believe me, the hoover is ready and waiting for when I get home!

B00

Ahhh gotcha rinkins, sorry. I assumed you meant where you lived, and yes, I made that comment whilst pulling a face like a cats bum at you, lol.

redcrx

B00, do you have problem too?? :)

i find that laying down on the chaise long helps a little bit :)

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PMSL "a face like a cats bum" HIlarious (trying to pull a face like a cats bum)

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One even has to pour one's own Moet

B00

The face is easily achieved rinkins, sort of shrivle your mouth up as if you're sucking on a lemon, mind you i've had years of practice bein' a miserable cow so that might explain it.

Yes Red, terribley difficult innit? I always struggle closing my purse as well you know, all those �50.00 notes aren't half bulky.

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I wipe my bum with �50s LOL

bigmamma

Hee , this is a funny thread ..erm...was it supposed to be rinkins :-D

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A bit like those towel holders you mean?

That's it I'm never drying up again with THAT vision. I'll have to get a butler

craft1948

rinkins how common - I just swipe my platinum card up mine.....

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