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From the mouths of babes....
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I've just received a CV from a 19 year old lass for an admin role at our place. She describes herself as "bubbly friendly personality - I always come with a smile".
Bless her. She will go far with that attribute (although maybe not in the profession she is hoping for...)
Shall I tell her at the interview of her hilarious faux pas - or, bearing in mind her relative youth and (unlikely for this area) naivety - keep my mouth shut?!!!!
Bless her. She will go far with that attribute (although maybe not in the profession she is hoping for...)
Shall I tell her at the interview of her hilarious faux pas - or, bearing in mind her relative youth and (unlikely for this area) naivety - keep my mouth shut?!!!!
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JJ - I may well take the lass on - the biggest requirement of working in my office is indeed a sense of humour and a knack for double-entendres. She should do well - I will take her under my wing and she will certainly come (into work) with a smile every day. I wonder if she has a brother - I could also do with the services of a nice young man (Keith avoids me - the itching has started up again I'm afraid).
JJ - I may well take the lass on - the biggest requirement of working in my office is indeed a sense of humour and a knack for double-entendres. She should do well - I will take her under my wing and she will certainly come (into work) with a smile every day. I wonder if she has a brother - I could also do with the services of a nice young man (Keith avoids me - the itching has started up again I'm afraid).
Well, there was a certain theatre sister who was �always up for it��.anytime, any place, any where. Was rumoured that when she was on lates, a lift home in an ambulance would be rewarded in the back if said ambulance. The chants of �EASY, EASY, could be heard all over the city.
Now a young fresh faced consultant anaesthetist was appointed and he took a shine to her, without knowing her past history and we all kept �stum�
Anyway, he arranged to take her to a meeting in Dublin, separate flights to avoid suspicion, to nights in a five star hotel�the Gresham, as it was then, dined her, wined her and bought her some clothes etc.
When he returned, we all drew lots to tell him the truth and it fell to me and I had the task of telling him that he had wasted his money and that he could have got what he wanted for half a pint of bitter�����.and he was bitter. LOL
Now a young fresh faced consultant anaesthetist was appointed and he took a shine to her, without knowing her past history and we all kept �stum�
Anyway, he arranged to take her to a meeting in Dublin, separate flights to avoid suspicion, to nights in a five star hotel�the Gresham, as it was then, dined her, wined her and bought her some clothes etc.
When he returned, we all drew lots to tell him the truth and it fell to me and I had the task of telling him that he had wasted his money and that he could have got what he wanted for half a pint of bitter�����.and he was bitter. LOL
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