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What are the advantages to being single?
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Non-single people can still answer this question ;-)
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.It'd be easier for me to think of the disadvantages to it to be honest. I quite like being single... I mean right now, I'm pretty much wallowing in my own filth (not done dishes since thursday, not folded the laundry, not put shoes in closet and definitely not made bed properly) and there is absolutely no one here to have a moan about living in a pigsty.... I may even watch a movie before I clean up properly!
(Although to be fair, I am at least doing more laundry as I type...Well the washing machine is anyway).
After I've cleaned up (maybe) I need to pop my head in at a house warming but don't have to worry about dragging some other poor blighter to it or be concerned that I'm going to have to set aside some time to spend with another to show how committed shudder I am.
I intend to leave the house warming and be back by 9pm and then I shall happily eat the rogan and mushroom rice I'm planning on having for tea while watching a movie and if I need to fart as a result I will not have to leave the room or even say 'pardon.'
(During bouts of laziness I may also pop to the department store to get my eyebrows threaded and not have to worry that I'll be all red for an hour or two and that my beauty secrets will be revealed to a rather disturbed male who will stare blankly and shake his head when threading is explained to him).
It's good to be me! :c)
(Although to be fair, I am at least doing more laundry as I type...Well the washing machine is anyway).
After I've cleaned up (maybe) I need to pop my head in at a house warming but don't have to worry about dragging some other poor blighter to it or be concerned that I'm going to have to set aside some time to spend with another to show how committed shudder I am.
I intend to leave the house warming and be back by 9pm and then I shall happily eat the rogan and mushroom rice I'm planning on having for tea while watching a movie and if I need to fart as a result I will not have to leave the room or even say 'pardon.'
(During bouts of laziness I may also pop to the department store to get my eyebrows threaded and not have to worry that I'll be all red for an hour or two and that my beauty secrets will be revealed to a rather disturbed male who will stare blankly and shake his head when threading is explained to him).
It's good to be me! :c)
you get to watch what you like on telly..
you don't have to cook tea..
you don't have to wash smelly/sticky clothes..
you can flirt outrageously without worrying..
you can foist the kids off on their dad overnight and have a night out in town with your mates.. (as I am doing tonight!!)
I could go on... ;-)
you don't have to cook tea..
you don't have to wash smelly/sticky clothes..
you can flirt outrageously without worrying..
you can foist the kids off on their dad overnight and have a night out in town with your mates.. (as I am doing tonight!!)
I could go on... ;-)