Sorry, it was probably me!!

[phillipa.d]

Hi All!!
I'm a newbie to AB, and finally decided to sign up tonight - and the thing breaks down for an hour!!

Anyway, just had to sign up to say thanks, guys. I stumbled across AB on Saturday, and have been hooked since - some of the convos you guys have are sooo funny! :-) The washing up liquid thing made me laugh out loud, and the kids were like "oh, she's on that website again!"

Happy Days :-))

[sir.prize]

Welcome and a big hug phillipa.d

Hey Leggy ya numpty - your washing up liquid had philly foaming at the mouth

[Ice.Maiden]

Evening Phillipa.d! Hope you have many a laugh on here.

[rabbitygirl]

Welcome phillipa. If you have that much power you are going to be a strong influence on here then.

[mrs.chappie]

Howdy pip. Can we call ya pip or should it be phillipa?

[puss_boots]

Hiya phillipa.d, some of us are actually sane and sensible on here so just stick to us good guys and you won't go far wrong.

[Jugglering]

Welcome Phillipa ! I've been out tonight with friends and have just logged on, so I didn't know there'd been problems here...

Anyway, hope you get a notification that you have a reply and that you get loads of other responses. When you've had enough you can simply click on the little box that asks if you wish to close your question. It doesn't actually close the question, it just means that you no longer get e-mails about replies...

Oh... and before you ask, your username is displayed in green for 14 days unless you write a naughty word, in which case your username shows up in purple to some of us select few but green to the rest of the outgangworkers. After 14 days of acceptable behaviour, your username will go greyyyyyyyyyyyy.... apologies in advance for this !

[sir.prize]

no.kno - you in a bad mood tonight?

[pastafreak]

HI philly.......ignore all of them^^^^^^^^...just find your own way. Thats half the fun.

Oh-you may like the 'toilet duck' thread also...last night-lol

[sir.prize]

******* 'ell ******* no.kno

Would hate to see you in a ******* mood

[puss_boots]

Jugglering....naughty words show up in blue not purple, Have you got a problem with them glasses from Vision Express.

[phillipa.d]

Wow! what a nice welcome!

thanks for the tips, any more on using AB would be welcome, being such a newbie-mumsy-techphobe!

Pip's fine by me, btw, and most of you seem to be good guys...

[A.Guest]

phillipa.d - you can always give us stars for our nice answers. But remember - only to the good guys

[Gormless]

And just guess how you can spot a good guy?

[legendis.god]

Phil ooopa


Are you a grown up ooompa loompa?

If you liked my washing up liquid one wait till you get to the granny pants or thong questions


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Bring on the trumpets





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parp toot toot

[A.Guest]

The good guys aren't Gormless - just a trifle whiffy

[puss_boots]

Trust legend to lower the tone, he has an obsession with ladies knickers.

[Jugglering]

Puss - I forgot, sorry... I am on a pc, so naughty words show up in purple.... it is blue on a lappie.... lol