ok here is the thing

[dogslickball]

i went to the night market to buy a laser pen and there were a few rather nice looking broads who were hookers. i was extremely tempted but i didnt do it. instead i went to buy a buddhist necklace. so..................

should i have paid money for a blow or money for the necklace?

you decide

[tiggerblue10]

What about the laser pen?

[sod-the-m27]

Good point, did you get the laser pen?

[cazzz1975]

buy the laser pen

[joggerjayne]

So called "hookers" are just human beings.

Don't be so dismissive.

If you were tempted, then drink of the fountain.

By the way, "hookers" use protection for their own benefit ... not for yours.

[sara3]

and point it into your eyes.. I hear it's good for the soul, Carl.

[monkeyeyes]

Blowing and necklaces..........same old, same old, gravy.

Surely you could treat us to some new definitions of obscure sexual practises from Urban Dictionary..........?

[sod-the-m27]

That's all very well, but he went to buy a laser pen and I think he should tell everybody if he bought one. Buddhist necklaces are fairly mundane, so what about the laser pen?

[legendis.god]

did the laser pen have a seclection of different tops to project pictures gravy ?

i see action man is on as legendsmum lol

[peggys-dad]

I've got better things to do that sit on a website and post inane drivel and shyte bell-end, I leave that to losers who pretend they run a bar in the 'Reef' and have no mates


Bring on the half wit, (he calls himself Legend')

[sod-the-m27]

I heard that legolard lives in Glasgow and makes all this stuff up. Can anyone confirm or deny with proof?

[A.Guest]

Well blow me down with a guardsman's busby . . .how ya doing 4GS? Still saving your pennies for an all out assault on the Reef to carry out ya threats.

[dogslickball]

i did get the laser pen for a rather extortionate equivalent of 14 quid but i can claim it all back see.

i still wouldnt mind a blow though from a hot chick. hmmmmm oh well. que sera sera

[sod-the-m27]

A.Guest - you are very successful in reducing me to a gibbering pile of fear, but your post comes close to abuse.

I might even report it, after Channel 4 News.

[dogslickball]

oh just so you know. if i did get the blow i couldnt have claimed it back

[A.Guest]

sod . . .so sorry to hear of your discomfort - but kindly say which post I directed at you? I was welcoming 4GS - and asking him a polite question.

[legendis.god]

if anyone on here knows of a user who lives in the reef and pretends he runs a bar please tell me .

until then ill continue to read endless bile from peggysdad . leggysmum and of course the classic legsdeadbaby


yeah what a nice man you arent

please go away you ..... ........ !


a guest im off to another thread no wish to converse with the ............. you have attracted here

see ya mate


enjoy yourself with that .f...........g. ..c............t hes an ..a..........................e. !


bye : 0)

[peggys-dad]

Nah gravy, wouldn't waste my hard earned dosh on a 101 bellied heap of useless lard. Better things to spend it on.

How was HK? Please don't think I'm being ignorant for not replying to your message on FB, it's just.. well, you know.. I don't like you. No hard feelings? good!! I'll be off then.

Toodle-pip!!

[peggys-dad]

if anyone on here knows of a user who lives in the reef and pretends he runs a bar please tell me .

Ermm that's you leg-end.

Run a bar?? you couldn't run a bath!!

[sod-the-m27]

legolard is getting a bit agitated - now stop it I say!!!! Stop causing trouble on here.

[dogslickball]

4GS i dont have bad feelings about you not replying. only the weak dont reply to a message that is perfectly true and undermines the reciever. i b4 c except after c i know. take care with your hook nose. maybe we could go fishing together :)