Randy jayne

[madmondeo]

Where has her post gone regarding DIY ?

[madmondeo]

NNOOOOOOOOOOO jayne i have asked you a quesiton which is what this sites all about!

incase that was not classed as a valid question here is another one ..... who is Mr Buzzy Rabbit? (I used to have a pet rabbit but we just called him Thumper.)

[joggerjayne]

all confused ...

I know madmondeo. I like your questions.

Who has Whiffey dobbed in? You or me.


Okay madmondeo ... if I tell you who Buzzy is, will you tell me what the advert is ???

JJ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[madmondeo]

Definitely , you go first ...........

(forget Whiffey)

[joggerjayne]

Ha ha. Okay. Well, as I may be getting banned any time ...

Mr Buzzy Rabbit is my vibrator. He's a Rampant Rabbit as seen on Sex And The City.

Since I split up from my boyfriend (Pencil Dick) a couple of weeks ago, he's been my very best friend. In fact, apart from a drunken late night encounter with one (okay two) of my girlfriends on the night I split up from Pencil Dick, Mr Buzzy Rabbit has been my only intimate friend. He's sooooooooo lovely.

(God, I can sense Whiffey fuming and complaining to the Ed, even as I type. I wonder if Whiffey is actually Mary Whitehouse in disguise?)

So okay, your turn madM ...

waits eagerly

[madmondeo]

and your not randy?? i beg to differ!!

sorry i strayed, my answer is not where as interesting as yours i'm afraid. really sorry but have a look at this http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/News/Question58 1984.html

maybe we should chat somewhere else?

A xx

[terambulan]

Am sorry to hear of the banning Jayne.....I checked my profile and found 2 'removals' out of 285. I wondered where I had been offensive.....used some bad words for obvious reasons but that's all.

Such a shame you cant rely on postings to be printed as u dont know if there's been a response!

All is 'learning' and I admit am ignorant of DIY.....my spouse dealt with that.....!

[joggerjayne]

I've never been offensive terambulan. That's not me.

But people come on here for fun, and I try to add to that. Like the DIY post. We all do it, and you're weird if you don't. But the prudes in charge, and Whiffey, all cough politely and shuffle their feet and say that it's an unsuitable post. So it gets removed, and I'm gonna be banned.

So do they never enjoy a qiuck w@nk? Course they do, so why lie about it?

Ah well, so much for honesty. Just remember ... when you come on this site, you have to lie, in case you upset the Ed (and Whiffey The W@anker)

[madmondeo]

you never upset me jayne

X

[Octavius]

I don�t suppose there is any issue with discussing sexual preferences or masturbating itself, merely the method in which you phrase it.

Yes, this is a forum for Q&A discussions, but since it is also a site where family and young people could view or engage in such discussions, as well as the odd weirdo, the level of sexual explicitness needs to be monitored and controlled so as to (avoid or) cause the least offence to those who would be offended by coarse vulgarities.

Personally I think you are quite funny Jayne, although I am starting to wonder whether you are a man seeking some sexual thrills � I do hope not � but there are a few instances in this post alone where for the sake of discussion, expletives could have easily been replaced by less offensive words whilst carrying the same intent. Since you have opted to use the expletives (here) and explicit sexual language (elsewhere) to which most families in view of their young would be considered inappropriate, they are therefore likely to be removed.

I don�t think the Ed has an issue with many of the contents of the topics, perhaps just the language and the tone and the explicit nature of your prose. That�s not prudish, just responsible.

[joggerjayne]

Just read this.

And, okay.



Erm, do you guys find it sexually thrilling to write things on AB? Makes me glad I'm not one - which I'm not, by the way ... which you could (hopefully) check with Newsdesk, who says he sees me down on the seafront, or winebuyer, who took me out last week (not in the romantic sense I hasten to add, just in case Mrs Winebuyer reads this!!).


Sooo, anyway ... where was I ?

Don't know. I've lost the thread.



Oh yes, I know. I was going to say that some of the vitriolic and hateful postings that appear on CB just leave me reeling - and I'm not easily shocked. By comparison, I try to keep my post quite jolly.

Hey, never mind who's a wife beating, child molesting, alcoholic racist. Let's talk about about something funny that we all do. And in all my posts, I've never used the word 'masturbation', because it's not a funny, jolly word. It sounds too clinical.

But hey, there we go.

And I haven't been banned yet, apparently.


So that's nice.