Who shall I blame??????

[warpig3]

I have just got paint all over the keyboard keys, who shall I blame? It wasn't me, honest.

Evidence: The bathroom is half painted, the paint on keyboard is same colour as paint in bathroom, paint on my hands is same colour as paint on keyboard and the paint in bathroom and the paint in my hair.

Possible culprits: Me or mrwarpig.

Alibis: Mrwarpig - in bed sleeping. Me - errrrrr.........emmmmmmm...............ohhhhhhhhh..........!

Any ideas?

[monkeyeyes]

Put paint on Mrwarpigs fingers..............get back into bed and ask him why he was 'sleep-typing' last night..................

[raysparx1]

Hello warpig, thats so funny, I would go back to bed and when he wakes up ask him, since when did you start sleepwalking and why have you painted my head mr warpig.? give it a go it might work, good luck xx

[raysparx1]

thats gotta work two people think it will.

[unrulyjulie]

warpig, i cant believe you came on here asking such a stupid question! It is so obviously him, but he'll deny it, you do realise that dont you? They always try and worm their way out of any blame when they do stuff like this!

Go chuck a bucket of water over him and tell him exactly what he's done!!! MEN!


Shame on Mr Warpig!!!!!! :-((((((

[warpig3]

Wow! You guys are amazing!

I have to admit I had two ideas, the first was the most obvious and that was indeed to blame Legend, the second was to blame mrwarpig one the grounds that really its his job as he said he would do it.

But painting him, and suggesting sleepwalking/typing thats pretty amazing! You lot are wasted on here.

[raysparx1]

Hey warpig, you could say piglet bunjee jumped out did some naughty things and then went back for few more weeks, and mr warpig would be so proud of what little piglet could do even before being born, what ya reckon?

[warpig3]

lol ray, I did consider trying to implicate the piglet is some way but I just cant do it.

[loobyloo1]

go to the paper shop buy a paper put paint of same clour on paper and blame the paper boy say he came in to wash his hands put paint all over bathroom fell and landed with hands on keyboard hence the paper has paint too

[unrulyjulie]

raysparx, shame on you trying to get the piglet into bother!!!! tut tut!!!

;-)

[raysparx1]

Yes warpig, be a bit mean to blame piglet, I see now the poor bloody paper boy has copped the blame, lol, oh well he won't mind, he won't have to will he,

[loobyloo1]

you see the unbelievable s often so very believable

[warpig3]

Sorry cant give anymorre stars as fongers keep sticking to keys, ha ha.

Tell you what tho', next time I am planning a bank heist I know where to come for possible alibis.

[raysparx1]

You are probably right leg, how can we resist that sultry look they give when they act so helpless, women are so clever, they always win,

Hello julie, not you of course sweetie. :-)

[unrulyjulie]

oh ray, dont underestimate me lol

Not sure ive mastered the art of sultry yet though, still working on it but it keeps coming out as more of a gurning sort of look!

[warpig3]

Yeah, got to admit it, we do always win (even when we lose 'cos we dont forget, and payback comes sooner or later).

Fongers? Fongers? - fingers