marry

[the arab]

me want move england but need marry woman. what woman i marry. can english woman good cook?

[helliebobs]

I can cook and I'll marry you if you don't mind the bigamy charges I'll face :)

[funnygirl]

Is this you Grav??!!!!

[sausagechips]

i'll marry you for a large fee!!!
and i dont do cooking, cleaning, washing or ironing! so you can do that all yourself too

[the arab]

me want woman cook cook and breast big. no breast big no marry.

[redcrx]

that rules me out, thank god for that!!!

[sausagechips]

well i have big breast but dont do cooking....so i'm ruled out too

[the arab]

and no hairy face. hairy face no marry

[Psychick]

No hairy face? Ok back in a few, just going for a shave.

[sausagechips]

where are you living at the moment then?

[the arab]

live deep african. you big breast learn cook cook?

[unrulyjulie]

I'm ticking all the boxes arab, but i am approaching my 73rd birthday. would that be a problem for you or do you like older women?

[the arab]

yes old woman good but no hair face. how much big breast and what food cook cook?

[unrulyjulie]

i said i tick the boxes didnt i?
for you i cook cook anything ! you are a English womans dream catch!

[sausagechips]

i couldnt learn to cook-too stressful, i can cook spag bol, sweet and sour chicken, sunday roasts, full english breakfasts and microwave meals and other stuff which requires turning an oven on and puttin it in.
Like I said how much you going to pay me?

[Hitler]

dont forget the new chicken in tomato sauce sausage

[sausagechips]

so i did, but i havent tried that yet as my delightful boyfriend cooked last night. Might try it tonight.