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Doc Spock | 10:06 Sat 04th Aug 2007 | Body & Soul
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I was enjoying my first lie in for 2 weeks, been doing temporary morning driving job.

At 8 am the @rsehole next door started his petrol grass strimmer.

Are there sufficient gounds for manslaughter.
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Do you know when they are next having a late night? If so, make sure you do the same but at 6.00 a.m.!
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Ooops!, wish I had thought of that, anyone know first aid.
Doc! What about waiting until they're chilling later, all tired from their early morning domiestering. Then get out a nice rock song, put the speakers in the garden....and have a little dance. : )

Can't work out if I am evil or childish.
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A bit of Meatloaf should do it , thanks.

Dead ringer for love, I think.
ha ha! Throw in a bit of air guitar for good measure!!
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could not resist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?vNGhoRRm0I5M
Bit of meat loaf
hiya doc and a very good morning to you too, knobbys back but have to go to work for a few hours now my advise is just nick there spark plug, talk to you later when I come home �120 richer for doing my 2 hour paper round.
I think we must live on the same street Doc!!!!!
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Hi KP Hi jules.

Catch you later.
docs of to nick spark plug
love the new name knobby! ;-)

Hi Doc!
Wait until its a hot and sunny day all the neighbours family wash is out on the line and then have a bonfire or a nice smelly BBQ (use kippers for the barbie) if its hot they'll have to shut the windows and sit in a sauna and their washing will stink for weeks.
Another suggestion is a 2 second burst of an electric drill on the party wall - about 3am - keep all your lights off and if asked swear you did not hear a thing.
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Doc I think giving them back a taste of VERY early morning mowing is more justifiable. Playing loud music, they might enjoy it. :-)
kp...i want a paper rouns like that. hi doc xx
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Agreed with O'Reilly, try the BBQ trick. Particularly one of those cheap, one time use throw away ones.

They'll love that behind their fence on a beautiful summers evening with their windows open.
well how different you all feel who is missing a lie in, i told you before nightshift we get this all the time, but i didnt get any sympathy apart from getting earplugs, and was told to live with it!!!
I don't believe it!

Someones just lit a BBQ! Seriously!
Wait until they put out some washing then light a bonfire
It's not something I would do but some a**hole down the road from me does it on a regular basis and it really gets up my nose (literally!)

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