neighbours

[bobtheturkey]

one of my neighbours (andy) has a telescope in his room that points horizontally and not up as telescopes should? the other one had a wife but i haven't seen her in years he just has a very fat dog, he keeps making sawing noises in his garage do you have any strange neighbours?

[bobtheturkey]

ever though about a career in forensics katie?

[Katie~77]

No, but I'll think about it now!x

[whiffey]

Saturated skid marks !!!! Spot on tonyted !!!

I just try to imagine what it must be like to force a piece of string up your ar$e and then walk about all day as though nothing was amiss, then to boot to keep bending over and flashing it to a nauseous world as though it were supposed to be sexy.

[Katie~77]

Force?????lol.x

[bobtheturkey]

may it be with you katie

[pussnboots]

Ey up whiffey whats wrong with Lancashire, its Gods country, I'll bet you are a snobby southener. Anyway back to the Q. There is a chap near me who hangs empty bottles and old foil pie trays on his tree in the garden.

[dot.hawkes]

It's not easy being green puss but at least he is trying

[smudge]

How a man can wear a thong with all that tackle & say it's comfortable I'll never know!