marriage on the quick

[essex bloke]

i fancy getting married right now ,where can i get the bride and all the other stuff sorted this afternoon ?

[johnlambert]

Have a word with redhead23 I bet she will be up for it she was looking for a man on saturday
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Body-and-Soul/Q uestion399669.html

[essex bloke]

hmm she prob eat me alive john ,still the honeymoon would be interesting

[Champagne]

I'll marry you. I'd make a good Essex wife.

Shall we be really spontaneous and head to Gretna Green now? Can you still get married on the same day there? Or do they have a 6-month waiting list?

Ooooh... what shall I wear....?

[johnlambert]

If you are looking for a best man, im free too
Champers, you look lovely as always my dear, mmmwah!!!!

[essex bloke]

Im up for that where shall we honeymoon ? ive checked and all my clothes are in the wash except a caveman outfit but thats okay isnt it...

[Baby Jane]

Can I be bridesmaid ?



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[liquidspace]

I'll marry you Essex - Im well bored today!

[essex bloke]

of course you can the more the merrier x

[essex bloke]

oh gosh two honeymoons im well impressed i would luv to marry you liquid

[liquidspace]

So what drives you to be married on this particular afternoon, is it cos its sunny?

[essex bloke]

holiday opps i mean for love of course

[sleepy1]

i would marry you if i can see your bank statement first :)

[essex bloke]

oh sleepy think of a figure then treble it and add 8 zeros ,im from essex so im finding that bit a little hard

[essex bloke]

oh dont forget the decimal point

[sleepyj]

money not everything it cant bring happiness . im easy to please anyway . im not banned any more im back with my old name lol

[sleepy1]

im easy to please a 10 pound would be ok we can have fish and chips after

[essex bloke]

hmm nice your a cheap date ...done would you like peas with that and desert?

[nat_84]

U live in Essex - dye your hair blond, spike it up a little, put on a black pin-striped suit, a pink tie, wear some shades, get your ears pierced and put on some gold rings-you'll have women asking you to marry them!!!!

Oh can i be flower girl :o)

[sleepy1]

i will have a choc ice after . yum .

[essex bloke]

ha ha now you tell me nat !!!! but ive shaved my head already hmm might need to buy a blonde wig ..but you can be a bridesmaid but i better check with sleepy x