Naming Pet Goats

[Supernick]

A friend is getting some new pet goats and can't think of names. Come on punsters and comedians, I want some good names for them....

[shineybomb]

Bill & Ben
Vic & Bob
Ben & Jerry
Ting & Tong
Barry & Paul (the Chuckle Brothers)

[PinkFizz]

Bill and Ben

Gari and Baldi (Garibaldi)

Wallace and Grommit

Chas and Dave

[banjobabe]

Hey Supernick,

Gfer - as in G for goat!

[megan07]

How about Toni & Guy or Dolce & Gabbana

[Octavius]

Mark & Spencer

[opra winfrey]

Spartacus or maureen are names that roll off my tounge.

[4getmenot]

am I still in lead?

[Taran]

I used to own 3 goats, called them Honey, Poppet and Trudy :-)

[Goodsoulette]

I agree with you nick, sensible names for pets. Fish called Jan and Colin and one of my mums cows is called Sharon. It makes me Chuckle anyway. I would call them some chav names, Chardonnay, Beyonce and Tylor.

[crete]

the above names are what ive called my children : )

[stewey]

I would Christen the tough, gruff boy-goat "Gabby".
And I would bestow the name "Gertrude" upon the genteel, demure girlie-goat.

[Goodsoulette]

ahh crete! Bless ya x

[redcrx]

how about

Algetma (goat)

(I'll get my coat)

[crete]

milk and cheese.

[stewey]

Hi, 4getmenot. Why are you encased in lead? Who done that to you?

[crete]

stewey......................... her sister i kid you not,

[Joe_the_Lion]

Adolf and Eva

Napoleon and Josephine

Toville and Dean

Crocket and Tubbs

Murtaugh and Riggs

Tango and Cash

F4nny and Elvis

[4getmenot]

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