Funniest date

[bounceagain]

Whats your funniest worst date you been on? Why was it so bad?

[4getmenot]

never really been on a date :-) Got set up on one, my mate and her boyfriend bought his brother along. I ignored him all night, he killed himself that night, all very weird.

[redcrx]

thats not exactly funny though 4get?!

awww, fancy never having been on a proper date! Hope new fella changes that

[unruliejulie]

Good grief 4get, that really wasnt a good date was it??????

[4getmenot]

she said funniest worst one. he didnt hang himself while I was, the date was funny, he was a plonker. just a very lonely plonker

[4getmenot]

and well unruliejulie I've never had much luck with men :-)

[cartman99]

25 years old dating a 48 regression therapist, lured by the mystery of an older woman.

My god she told me she loved me before desert arrived.

Woa, pegged it.

[unruliejulie]

lol, i know i shouldnt laugh 4get but that sounds like a bit of an understatement! :-) i hope you fare a bit better these days
My sis in law had a few exs that turned out gay! I said it must have been her effect on them!

[unruliejulie]

I haven't really had a bad date as such but i was once stood up by this chap because he had to babysit his Grans dog cause there might going to be a thunderstorm later and it would be scared. That was the last i ever saw of him! :D

[4getmenot]

My first kiss now lives with his boyfriend. Started off as I meant to go on :-)

[bounceagain]

4get think you have beaten us on the worst date in general.

I cant think of any funny bad dates, really the nearest I would of thought I went out with this lad 'once' when I was very very young I kept telling him he smelt bad.

[4getmenot]

One that makes me laugh was not really a date but I�d been seeing this pr@t of a bloke and he really loved himself. Well when he came round one time he asked if I had any hair gel, I said no and then he went off upstairs to use the bathroom. Later when I went up to my room I noticed he�d been through my stuff and mousse was dripping off of one of the bottles, Funny thing was it was my fake tan mousse, the smile on my face grew bigger through the day as he slowly got a tan halfway down his forehead. :-) Serves him right for going through my stuff.

[-Zorro-]

A bird drunk me under the table.....for some reason she decided to sit under the table after a few halfs....so I joined her there...we got kicked out by the barman

[mangosam]

i went out for a meal with a girl 18 made a move on her nothing to intrusive '' went to kiss her'' well i got slapped over an over again till my face (both sides) was blood red

[-Zorro-]

so you are saying she was a right slapper

[StudentGal]

I don't think I have had a really bad or funny date but I'm enjoying reading about yours :D

[Floella]

back in the dark ages before I was married, I didn't really want to meet this one guy who kept asking me out, so I asked if I could bring a "friend" along - he agreed as long as it was another girl, so I took my mum! She was only 31 so she could have passed for a friend.
He was very courteous, and asked us both what time we had to home. My mum fell about laughing at that, she was about 10 years older than him at least!
He bought me babysham's all evening, and made sure he got a different colour plastic rose cocktail stick thingy each time - he was quite sweet, but deadly dull.
All was going well until I had one babycham too many and forgot myself and blurted out "Mum" instead of calling her by her first name. He looked so scared, he went to the toilet and didn't come back!
Ah well, it was funny at the time.

[bounceagain]

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