another toilet question

[rugeleyboy]

say your on a public loo and your dying for a no2, do you flush to make a noise just incase you break wind loudly or make a plopping sound or do you just get on with it and to hell if anyone hears you??

[ugly_bob]

Just go for it. They'll know what you're doing from the smell anyway.

[Pippa68]

To hell with it, ruge..although I may cough rather loudly.

Can I also say a big 'Thank you' for making me laugh so hard I nearly wet my knickers :o)

[sexierussian]

All this is putting me off my lunch!It is my own fault for having it so late.Stangley I was thinking of asking people if they washed their hands after using the lavatory today on AB.

[alijangra]

Being a nurse, I am used to dealing with other people's bodily functions so I have no embarrasment in this area whatsoever!!

[cuetip]

A few layers of toilet paper on the bottom of the pan will cushion the fall of the poop, thus neutralizing the embarrasing sound of poo hitting water.

It also prevents water splashing up your crack.

[Pippa68]

I tried that..you really have to get the timing right, don't you?

[monkeykiller]

Hi rugeleboy,

When dropping a log, it is discrete to give a little cough,to cover the noise, but I have on occasions coughed before dropping my pants and very sadly followed through, I then discard the said Y fronts and travel onwards pantless !!!

[monkeykiller]

Good afternoon pippa of the big boobs !!!

[Pippa68]

LMAO! how awful..

[monkeykiller]

THe best place to discard unwanted pants is of course under a windscreen wiper of a posh car !!!

[Pippa68]

You git..so it was YOU who did that!

[whiffey]

SMSL !!

It is actually comforting to see that all these not-so-peculiar foibles are shared after all.

[monkeykiller]

Do I know you pippa?, you know me methinks !!!

[Pippa68]

Whiffey do you need a wet wipe? I have some handy, but I'm afraid those slacks of yours mey well be ruined!

[monkeykiller]

I am in the same Buisiness as mr pippa !!!

[whiffey]

Actually I do know a true story (not mine) about discarding underpants and it involves a strange crouching shuffle and a carelessly open office window.

I daren't tell it though.

[monkeykiller]

I do believe the whiffey man is already wet,don't let the sun shine on the front of your trousers or a Rainbow will appear !!!

[Pippa68]

*big grin at whiffey*

monkey...of course I know you. I recognised the pants on my windscreen :o)

[Pippa68]

Mr Pippa set off for work the other day & had to come straight home to change his slacks ~ he had let rip whilst at the traffic lights..and struck mud..bless him.

[whiffey]

Wet ? Much worse :(