How to talk to a lady - GENUINE advice please

[SurreyGuy]

I'm single and a bit shy. I often see some nice looking women in the supermarket. I often smile at them and get a mixture of being ignored, looked at as if I have excrement on my face or (very seldom) a smile back. How do I actually strike up a conversation?

I also often see some nice ladies walking down the road when I'm driving. I think that if I just stopped and got out of the car, they'd feel threatened (and I can understand that), so how do say "hi" safely?

T.I.A.

[wonderwoman1]

lol sorry spk!! Ray, all i can say is Mrs Sparx is one lucky lady....now why cant i find a man like you!!!

[~posy~]

you've forgotten all about me too ray!!! charming!! oh well plenty more ABers in the sea!! xXx

[wonderwoman1]

spk, where is edinburgh are you? i live next to Murrayfield Stadium! xx

[wonderwoman1]

sorry that should have read where IN edinburgh!!! blame Ray!!

Ray you have got me all nervous now!! lol

[spk]

Hey wonderwoman I used to be in Corstorphine near the zoo- just down the road ! Need to find a new crib again when I get home but Corstorphine might be too pricey. Small world eh ! Hows the weather in Bonnie Scotland? (sorry for hijacking surrey guy !) :O)

[spk]

Mrs Sparx is indeed a lucky lady- Im still quite happy to take on one of the wonderful Mr Sparx" sons. CV in the post Ray ! x

[wonderwoman1]

its lovely today...how is vietnam? xxx

yeh sorry surreyguy!! again!!!!

[spk]

Vietnam is mental to be honest. The traffic is insane nothing compared to any rush hour in Edinburgh believe me ! And the heat- I feel like a roast chicken permanently. Not attractive ! x

[spk]

And hey Posy Jo hope you are well hun ! xxx

[raysparx]

Two bonnie ladies,both of you will soon be finding the ONE for you, please invite me to the wedding,you really are lovely ladies, I love talking to you, I must do some work now, take care sweet ladies,you are very precious and you should be told so, often, I am the lucky one, before I met my lovely wife I was walking a very slippery road,she is my light,my life,my reason for being, and I love her deeply,

But if you want a bit of rough on the side,give us a yell XXX

[~posy~]

hi spk!! i'm fine thanx!! you having a good time?? you must have seen some interesting stuff!! xXx

[spk]

Ahhh isnt he so cute? I want a pocket size Ray ! x

[SurreyGuy]

Well me fred's been well and truly hijacked now! :o)

[raysparx]

Dear posy,
your beauty is undeniable,alas you are spoken for I dream of you posy maybe there is glimmer of hope for a wretch like me, suffice to say I am happy that you even mention my name,please don't cast me aside like an old newspaper, if you cut me,do I not bleed? posy marry me !!!! xxx

[spk]

Im having a lovely time thanks posy- Its 9.15 pm here so just going for a nice glass of vino with my friend to cool down ! Will catch up with you all soon have a lovely day, nice to chat WW ! XXX

[liquidspace]

Wow what a flirt Ray is!! Married n all!

Surreyguy - why not join my college where I work in Brighton for those evening classes ;o)

[wonderwoman1]

lol sorry surreyguy xx :(

[spk]

Aww sorry Surrey guy- big wet cyber smooch heading your way to make it all better ! :O) xxx

[wonderwoman1]

you too spk!!

last time surreyguy...i promise!! xx

[raysparx]

HI surreyguy, I beg you look at wonderwomans picture,what a stunner,honestly, A young Sophia Loren,