maria sharapova screaming

[bobtheturkey]

would she make the same noise when engaged in a more private physical activity? when i find out i will let you all know

[Pippa68]

I await with bated breath, bob. I reckon she is a pillow biter myself.

[Lore]

I guess we'll never know! :oP

[bobtheturkey]

any pillow biters in here?

[~posy-jo~]

yep

[blondebird]

hello

[Lore]

lol, I guess You'll never know! :oP

[ELVIS68]

Is that when she whacks your nuts with her raquet bob?

[Pippa68]

LMAO Elvis!

I would decline to comment on the pillow thing ~ needless to say I have just received an ASBO.

[bobtheturkey]

as long as she kisses them better elvis

[Lore]

I doubt she needs the money ducky :)

[bobtheturkey]

but im better than them dull russian blokes lore

[ELVIS68]

New Balls please

[Lore]

lol ducky, who told you that?

hey Elvis! how's you?

[bobtheturkey]

maria

[andy-hughes]

I'm sure her personal dignity - which she leaves in the dressing room at tournaments - would preclude such ludicrous grand-standing self-agrandisment in private. Let's face it, without the tenuous excuse of making shed-loads of money from tennis, such noise-making would get her locked up for her own protection!

[daftpixie]

Ah but surely the point is, could you put her to such physical exertion as tennis does?

[kick3m0n]

i shudder to think what anyone would have to do to her to illicit that same sound ;o)
I'm sure you could make her scream in a much different way Bob ;o) x

[bobtheturkey]

thanks kick you are the only one who doesnt put me down on here :)

[Lore]

put you down? We're keeping you on your toes ducky! ;o)

[Pippa68]

I beg ya pardon?