ugly bloke with no dress sense here

[bobtheturkey]

what can i do to improve my appearance? are cords a no no for instance?

[Scarlett]

A suit always does it for me, with a slightly messy tie!

[Booldawg]

I always find that rubber y-fronts, leiderhosen and waffle cardigans are a hit with the laydees

[bobtheturkey]

the tie i have has ivor the engine prints on it?

[kazminx]

just go into a 'safe' guys shop like river island or next and buy hundreds of things in similar shades. you wont really go wrong i dont think. if you wear glasses buy some cool designer ones and get a cool haircut. buy a good load of toiletries (gels, aftershaves etc) and dark socks..sorted!!

[bobtheturkey]

thanks kaz

[Champagne]

I like cords. Mind you, what do I know? I thought spandex was bad but Pippa corrected me!!

[:Ace:]

Topman and Burton is where you wanna be Bob ;-)

[dot.hawkes]

I like long hair on a man and a pirate shirt open to the waist revealing his smoothed tanned chest muscles, and tight leather trousers tucked into black leather pirate boots with just the hint of a cuban heel.................Primark would be a good start. : )

[joby1]

Well just go shoppin with Dot then, she knows what she's doin!! :)

[Ms.Hijinx]

take a female friend with you, us girls love to shop and even better when we aren't spending our own money what a treat to play stylist to someone

[Champagne]

Don't ask me to go shopping with you though, Bob. I wouldn't be seen dead around town with a man in a duck suit.

[lia*]

hi bob, everyone


dressing conservative is always good. maybe change your hair style.

by the way bob, what happen to ms. harrsi? did you lock her up in the closet?

[Pippa68]

Think dot is getting a bit carried away there....;o)

Cords are fine ~ especially with a nice beige shirt & pingu tie.

[dot.hawkes]

Boxers, Pingu boxers Pippa. I think most men try to cover up their muscles and it isn't appealing, flash a bit of flesh, it is summertime and no one will mind.

[wonderwoman1]

aww bob i'm sure you are gorgeous, you wont need to improve anything

;)

[Pippa68]

Oooh I don't care what he wears dotty..as long as there is a Pingu design on it I will be happy.

Pingu jammies sound nice..can that be done, bob?

[twain11]

i am a pirate dot so if you are ever in portsmouth, look me up