a fly with no wings

[bobtheturkey]

would it still be called a fly? or merely a raisin with eyes?, i appreciate this is the wrong section probably but i have been doing a lot of soul searching today while pondering this problem, brought on by staring at a fly crawling over the paper clip obstacle course i set up for it on the desk at work.

[andrea_h]

or is a sheep with no legs just a cloud?

what about a deer with no eyes?......no idea!

or a deer with no eyes and no legs?.......still no idea!!!

....I'm so bored and stll got another hour and a half at work!!

A xXx

[bobtheturkey]

i think these are weighty problems that should be given great consideration andrea, frank the fly conquered every paper clip i put before him.

[andrea_h]

better give him a drink of nice sugary water - don't want him getting dehydrated before the big event!

Try pencils next for a bigger challenge - high jump!

A xXx

[sixpence]

This might seem a "weighty" problem to you, bob, but I only see it as "flyweight".

[bobtheturkey]

maybe i could train him sixpence to compete for the flyweight world championship, he is in his bed now andrea which is the sellotape holder.

[aka estie]

Bob, are you trying out for Dorothy's competition?

[mousey9t]

A fly with no wings! hmmm..............I KNOW! be probably called a walk :))))

[turboped]

How come a bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

[andrea_h]

Is a donkey with 3 legs a Wonkey Donkey?

What if he has an eye missing too - a Winky Wonkey Donkey maybe?

A xXx

[Gef]

AB ed, can we please have an assholes section?

[dot.hawkes]

shurrup gef, u left your SOH on the bus!!!!!!

[bobtheturkey]

ah good old geoffrey quite possibly the most humourless man in the universe

[andrea_h]

evenin' Gef.

Got out the wrong side of your coffin agaiin I see!

A xX

[joko]

come one guys leave gef alone - i heard he's only just got over the loss of bert.

apparently Gef came home one day and found him...just...hanging there...

he tried to cut him down himself but just got caught in the flypaper

[girlygirl]

You lot are soooo funny with your funny querky comments!!!! You have all made me laugh!!!!! Gold stars to all- well except Gef! Sorry Gef! :o)

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[kitty1950]

Sorry about this but I'm going to post it anyway-------------What'sthe difference between roast beef and pea soup?

You can roast beef !!!!

[Backdrifter]

Just reading the original question: I don't know what the hell kind of raisins you're eating, but I'm never having one of your currant buns, that's for sure.