getting over you ex

[Minxie]

well I was hoping from cheery responses. I went out tonight. But went back to the bar me any my ex first went to. so felt a bit down. Want something to cheer me up

[B00]

Try these

:-)

[Minxie]

Thanks Boo :) xx

[raysparx]

Come on minxie,surely a gorgeous girl like you shouldn't be down, your great, did you put your white jeans on tonight? I f I lived near you I would take you out for a lovely candlelit dinner,feed you on the finest cuisine,drink champagne from your dainty shoes,then I would put you on the crossbar of my bike and take you home. Goodnight,take care,we all love you, Ray xxx

[Minxie]

Oh Ray, you lovely lovely man. No I didnt put my white jeans on tonight, as it started to rain as I went out, and didint want to get splashes from the puddles on them. But come July I will be strutting my stuff in them. tee hee. You are lovely. sleep tight xx

[Redbel]

Hiya Minxie..... I could tell you a joke!!!

What's John Prescott and MFI got in common... A couple of screws in the wrong place and the cabinets f****d

Sorry about the swear word folks.

[lindapinda]

omg Bez!! Spluttered there!!

[Redbel]

Hiya Linda.....sorry matey.....don't be spillin too much of that wine now... lol

[Minxie]

Bez. whats brown and sticky?

[lindapinda]

oh god!! afraid to hear this!!

[Redbel]

I dunno Minxie....what's brown and sticky?

[Minxie]

prepare yourself Bez

[Minxie]

a stick.............yes hilarious. But best I could do!

[Redbel]

pmsl.....good one Minxie...

[~Wingnut~]

I'm sat here reading your link Boo, laughing my head off, the kids are being naughty and I am laughing telling them off, so surfice to say they aren't taking me seriously!!

"The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again"

Oh god I've started off again!........

[~Wingnut~]

...Sorry Minxie, hope you felt cheered up :o)