Hi I'm New Here

[bobtheturkey]

If you were a turkey where would you hide

[Mamyalynne]

In a fish shop.

Getting nervous Bob?

[davebro]

In Turkey?

[JimF]

In plain sight.

[davebro]

& with a 1000+ questions you def aint new here !!!!

[davebro]

so *** off

[Mamyalynne]

One day no one will point that out Dave ;-)

[gness]

In a vegetarian restaurant.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh dear.

[DTCwordfan]

I'd use a comb for disguise or dress up as Bernard Matthews.

However, I know he has died, aged 80 - he was no spring chicken....

[tonyav]

Bob, get inside an Orange bucket and put the lid on.

[seekeerz]

In the closet !!

[carrot99]

I'd put a beige zip up cardigan on and call myself bobtheduck.

[Spicerack]

In my ex-wife's oven. To the best of my knowledge she hasn't turned it on in 25 years.

[LadyCG]

I'd hide behind a bigger Turkey

[DTCwordfan]

now that sounds like you are insulting your OH!

[DTCwordfan]

a to tonyav - are you talking about hiding in a Kentucky Fried Xmas Turkey bucket?

[sanmac]

Put a capon.

[naomi24]

I would hide in an orange bucket.

[Togo]

Peckham.

[DTCwordfan]

Here's a recipe for orange turkey, probably of Dutch origin and they probably eat it with rollmop herrings as a starter - marinated in Curacao, of course... https://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/happy-orange-turkey/