Arrested a guy called Joe Quinn in Ulster in the 70s. And i couldn't resist the joke when questioning him.
Also had a geography teacher at school called Jane Fortune. She was single and we nicknamed her 'Unlucky'.
When I worked at the residential home, we had a priest who would come in sometimes. When I was told his name, I asked if it was a wind-up lol, but it wasn't. Father Willie Staines.