5 days ago:-
Our British science is infinitely better than that filthy despicable foreign science, and the World Health Organisation is obviously a dire leftist plot to undermine British values.
We must trust our beloved Tory overlords, and it is clearly every red-blooded Brit's inescapable public duty to direct torrents of hatred and bile at any terrible and despicable leftist who dares question our Tory lords and masters and their magnificent and unquestionable "herd immunity" strategy.
Today:
Our beloved Tory government have shown such wisdom and intelligence to change strategy so quickly, taking only ...[checks notes] ... four entire days to listen to the absolute chorus of people saying that hundreds of thousands would die under their plan, and that the health service would be catastrophically overwhelmed. Thank goodness the Tories are so responsible and trustworthy and decisive, and above all thank goodness that the terrible and despicable lefties aren't in charge!