Politics2 mins ago
Are Men Pretending?.....
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When a man decides to spend most of the day listening to or watching a sport they will fall asleep.....you're sure they are asleep.....eyes closed....mouth open.....gentle snores......the muttering of a name you don't recognise......ignore the dribble....
Now you can make as much noise as you like......glugging the wine.....sneezing....washing the dishes....click clacking the knitting needles......singing along with Rod Stewart in the next room......the kid in the flat upstairs is learning to play the violin and clog dance at the same time......
Nothing stirs the man.......until......
You turn off the sport......!
Then they leap up as if you've set fire to their pants and declare....
Hey! I was listening to that!!!!!
So...pretending all along to be asleep?....and if not what the hell is it that wakes them in an instant when the sport goes off?..... :-)
Now you can make as much noise as you like......glugging the wine.....sneezing....washing the dishes....click clacking the knitting needles......singing along with Rod Stewart in the next room......the kid in the flat upstairs is learning to play the violin and clog dance at the same time......
Nothing stirs the man.......until......
You turn off the sport......!
Then they leap up as if you've set fire to their pants and declare....
Hey! I was listening to that!!!!!
So...pretending all along to be asleep?....and if not what the hell is it that wakes them in an instant when the sport goes off?..... :-)
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