Jan & Sue Chatting Over The Garden Fence...

[Chipchopper]

Jan...They were dishing out some lovely free samples of fruit cake, down at the super market today.

Sue...Genoa ?.

Jan...Narr, never seen her before in my life.

[Tilly2]

Must have been Soreen, Doreen.

[DTCwordfan]

Two Women, Nungate and Minty were chatting in
office..
Nungate:"I had a fine evening,
how was yours.. ??
.
Minty:"It was a disaster.. My
OH came home, ate his
dinner in 3 minutes and fell a
sleep.. How was yours.. ??
.
Nungate:"Oh it was amazing! My
husband came home and took me
out for a romantic dinner.. After
dinner we walked for an hour..
When we came home he lit the
candles around the house..It was
like a fairy tale!
.
At the same time, their worst halves
are talking at work..
Nungate's Better 1/2:"How was your
evening.. ??
.
Minty's OH :"Great.. I came home,
dinner was on the table, I ate and
fell asleep.
What about you ??
.
Nungate's Better 1/2 "It was horrible. I
came home, there's no dinner,
they cut the electricity because I
forgot topay the bill; so I took her
out for dinner which was so
expensive that i didn't had money
left for a cab. We walked home
which took an hour and when we
got home i remembered there
was no electricity so I had to light
candles all over the house!!

Which goes to show - don't take your supply contract with Scottish Power....

[zebo]

I don't fathom the SP reference, but they are the pits. They wanted almost £100 to change coin meters to normal meters, EON did it for free, but it was SP engineers who came out to do the job!