Mmmm, not sure I can compare AB to chips but I can think of a few ABers who match my descriptions of different styles of deep fried potatoe.....
Jenga Chips – Pretentious and frequently inadequate portion.
French fries – Generally limp and disappointing lacking Je ne sais quoi
Chunky chips – often don’t live up to their name, i.e. flabby and pale
Chippy chips – a sweaty, steaming mass
Triple cooked chips – Cost extra but you get crisp on the outside and soft & fluffy on the inside