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rowanwitch | 09:54 Sun 01st Jul 2012 | ChatterBank
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On the third nightof this chapter
the AB ladies had a rest
Repaired their hair and make up
and Alba stitched her vest
They soaked in various bathtubs
Across the AB land
And thought about the next night
And what they all had planned

They all rummaged in their wardrobes
Dug out their Jimmy Choos
Because they thought their chances
Would be improved by FM shoes
Their skirts were merely pelmets
their tops were rather low
Because they thought twould save them time
No knickers wore they though
Craft did find a G string
Fron her misspent youth
but it cut her bum like cheesewire
Until she whispered strewth
This is the bloody last time
I'm going on the prowl
With all the AB ladies
And Mrs Overowl

They gathered at the voddie bar
and down a shot or two
They staggered to the nightclub
At 0 0 3 2
At 0033 Theyed mostly switched to gin
feeling all excited
There were 50 stag nights in
Lots of desperate men folk
Out for on last fling
Giving up their freedom
for the matrimonal thing
the club had got a problem
The stripper didn't show
So fluff and Mazie said that they
Would get up and have a go
Draped around the central pole
Her ankles in the air
Mazie hung suspended
While fluffy flashed her pair

The other ladies joined them
Cavorting on the stage
The blokes all got excited
Tho some girls were twice their age
As The girls took turns around the pole
Some moved onto Laps
The place was just an uproar
Of horny hungry chaps
The girls led a procession
To the nearest premier in
Many a vow was broken
Before the morning light came in

The AB sisters took their leave
Still in a boozy haze
Went back past the dockyard
To see their sailor slaves
they ogled all the uniforms
And what was held within
Planned to see them later
As another night drew in..
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That's fab Rowan x
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hope I can keep it going for a while
LOL, excellent rowan.
Very good.
I only joined AB to ask about my car. Didn`t think I would have such fun. Off for a lie down to get over our night out.
Super Rowan. x
a Premier Inn? Oh, such class. And now off to Primark for a day's haute couture, and dinner at a Little Chef.
Brilliant Rowan, how's retirement suiting you?
Very good. Looking forward to more adventures. Do the girls party every night or is it just at weekends?
Poetry like this after a night on the tiles? Impressive.
Brilliant Rowan :-)

I hope Tony doesn't see this as his bits are still sore I gather.
Yes, very sore alba. lol
:-D

Kiki, I hope not, the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. Need a stronger potion.
My bum's still sore....................
You lot are relentless and insatiable !
Wow ladies!!! Kiki is going to take some keeping up with!!!
hahaha....thats brill Rowan..hope you ladies did'nt meet Lenny Henry at the
Premier Inn!!!
The spaces in the vest maketh not for chafed free nipples.

Could I knit you a thong Tony?

Gness, isn't that what alcoves are for? The seniors of the coven can keep an eye on the youngsters :-)
I think that rowan would have you knit it with barbed wire alba.
Wot av you dun to upset her? I couldn't possibly consider doing that.
I have done nothing to upset her alba, but she still casts spells.

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