warning label

[pdust]

if you came with a warning label what would it be?

after the day of 'mishaps' ive had, the last one being just about skewering my hand while skewering chicken mine should read 'needs adult supervision at all times'

[Athley]

May Contain Nuts !

[China Doll]

Toxic.

[craft1948]

Warning: Is Addictive.

[tonyav]

18 or older.

[shoota]

Make sure is piping hot before serving...

[emmie]

beware of exploding temper

[marval]

Warning tells terrible jokes.

[alex2877]

'must have proof of age before entering'

[emmie]

ps, and meltdown

[Robinia]

May cause earache

:o)

[commoner]

"No Sex Please...I'm British!"

[pdust]

LOL

and double lol at em

[emmie]

pps, has seen better days.

[pdust]

havent we all? ;) lol

[emmie]

should have that stamped across my forehead... x

[Sir Alec]

Tired and emotional.

[starone]

Do not exceed the stated dose - followed by - take one a day with plenty of drinks.

[Traci66]

Please do not feed.

[wiltsman]

'Slippery when wet'

[Euphemia]

Her bark is worse than her bite